Month: June 2011

Already-Shipped New Playboy to Have “Mrs. Hugh Hefner” Crystal Harris On the Cover?

It’s the kind of sleaze that makes me want to scrape my flesh with a strigil. And it looks like it may lead to the most collectible issue of Playboy in decades, which could conceivably hit the stands with the ex-future-ex-Mrs. Hugh Hefner on the cover with, erroneously, one of the ex’s missing. The Twitterverse…

NIbbles: Fake Lesbian Blogger Activists, Cabbie Collects Backseat Hook-Ups, DOMA Unconstitutional, Crowe on Circumcision

The next time you’re getting hot and heavy in the back of a cab, you may want to think about the fact that there is a third person involved—the driver entrusted with delivering you safely to your assignation. Cabbie Collects X-Rated Pics Of Passengers Hooking Up (Gothamist) A 40-year-old American man living in Scotland said…

Eye Candy: French Hardcore, Parisiennes, and More Lusting Couples

Tiffany: “Teenagers” in Love (top image) Sex on the Beach Francesca and Caprice: Double the Pleasure Gigi and Hayden: Play Time Faye: Prelude to an Orgy Candice playing… piccolo? Melissa’s first DP Unshaven Lou Charmelle, rrrow A gallery tribute to the Hitachi Magic Wand A gallery tribute to two boys, one (female) mouth Jessie and…

Nibbles: Pron.com User/Passes Hacked For Teh Lulz, Senator Dianne Feinstein vs. Porn, Porn Industry Safety Regulation Clash

On Friday afternoon LulzSec announced that it had stolen and posted administrative emails and passwords for 55 porn sites, along with another 26,000 emails and passwords for users of the sex site Pron.com. LulzSec Hackers Get Personal, Dump 26,000 Porn Site Usernames And Passwords (Forbes) Last month, we launched The Fast And Easy Book Club…

The Fast And Easy Book Club: Discussion – Beauty’s Punishment

Last month, we launched The Fast And Easy Book Club – our first main selection for discussion was Anne Rice’s Beauty’s Punishment (writing as A. N. Roquelaure). Now we’ve come full circle – but before we introduce June’s smutty selection(s) and give away five copies of the next main Fast And Easy selection, we’d love…

Eye Candy: All-Girl Fiesta for WWDC Testosterone Fatigue

Indeed. This week San Francisco has been taken over by Apple’s developer conference – WWDC – and to say it’s a sausage-fest would only be me quoting all the men that have been openly lamenting the monoculture. I’m craving girls now so super-bad, at least to soothe. I need some massively feminine Eye Candy, hence…

Rep. Weiner’s Dick, His Hot Wife, And Tweet Cheats

Story breaks May 28 that US Rep. Weiner pressed the wrong buttons sending dick pics. Like all n00bs (especially politicians), he cries “hacked” and the whole fucking two hundred million women online that get nonconsensual dick pics from guys with .gov and @microsoft addresses every day and everyone that remembers The Craigslist Experiment roll our…

EXCLUSIVE Interview: Abducted Queer Teen Xandir to Appear in San Francisco Today

Yesterday in Gay Teen Girl Abducted and Tortured at For-Profit American “Re-Education” School(s), we related the account, first posted to Reddit, of Xandir, whose story includes accounts of physical and verbal abuse, dishonesty on the part of staff, and a blatant program of brainwashing. Xandir will now be coming out about her story live and…

Nibbles: Lady Gaga Nip-Slip, Sex Worker Confessions, Demi Moore: Sex Work Expert

(You all know I’m a big Lady Gaga fan – thanks for your patience. I think her nipples are gorgeous!) The outrageous hitmaker – whose songs include Just Dance – sported nothing but a sheer body stocking and tiny studded thong while cavorting at a fashion industry event last night. Lady GaGa’s Lust Dance at…