On Vice: Copy machine pr0n

(l-r): LIFEwithBIRD top, American Apparel skirt, Undercolors of Benetton bra, Steve Madden shoes, Oliver Peoples glasses, Delphine-Charlotte Parmentier earrings; Band of Outsiders sweater and shorts, Keep shoes, Casio watch.

Sex with machines — copy machines, that is — appeals to the office geek in all of us. Vice Mag has this nice 14-page gallery of what turned out to be some pretty erotic copy machine pr0n, although I will express disappointment at a) the lack of male bits on the glass and b) the selection of male used in the shoot being of only one particular type. Let’s just say that “hipster bear” doesn’t get my HP Multipurpose all hot and bothered enough to cause a paper jam. Know what I mean? In fact, I would like to suggest this strapping young man for the next round on the scanner.

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