I haven’t seen one in real life, but got the email about its alleged clitoral prowess (and rechargeability) so now I’m really wondering how this thing stacks up: The Femblossom. It’s not cheap, but it’s on sale for $80 right now, which is still a bit of a stretch for those who’ve just been “Yes, We Canned.” According to Babeland, “Reach parts of your clitoris you didn’t know existed and vibrate your entire vulva with this sensationally smart vibrator. The Femblossom cups and curves along the vulva, where the “legs” of the clitoris extend-try it on the outside first, and then slide it between your labia lips to target the external clit directly. Nine vibrating speeds and patterns. Rechargeable (including international converter).”
Interesting, no? Also curious but not as sexy (unless you’re a measurement or magnitude-estimate fetishist) is LoveHoney UK’s waterproof Inch Perfect vibe with inches and centimeters along the side (includes video).
The real story here is this thing is for sale at walgreens.com – who knew?
I have a love for odd looking toys and that gives me a happy. That is pretty neat.