[Video] Trailer for Hustler’s Lady Gaga XXX (Is Awful)

by Violet Blue on July 13, 2011

Click the image above to watch the trailer on Hustler’s site; their embed code does not work.

I wanted to present this without comment. But I will give you five on Hustler’s just-announced Lady Gaga porn film:

1. Lots of people will watch this and think it totally sucks (because it does) but Hustler will think it’s an awesome success.

2. It actually totally fucking sucks, and not in the way we like.

3. Ten-year-olds that go to Lady Gaga concerts do Gaga’s hair and makeup better than Hustler has in this video. I know this for a fact. Fans will hate this part the most. Axel Braun usually serves it better, like in Batman XXX.

4. Don’t tell me porn could not find this woman hot trans back-up dancers or faux lesbian prisoners. The economy is not that bad.

5. Lady Gaga lawsuit, anyone? I anticipate having to update this post with a takedown removal.

Violet Blue

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1 violet blue July 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm: Aranjedeath – me too, and I agree. for the same reasons I agree with Lady Grinning Soul. My mind reeled at the possibilities of doing Gaga porn after seeing how flat this was. Maybe the people that worked on this just aren’t Gaga fans? And I don’t mean anything on my friends that love being surgery-Barbies (whom I love), but the implants really threw me off this one, too. I love Lady Gaga’s body! I’d be her girl-toy in a heartbeat!
2 Lady Grinning Soul July 14, 2011 at 12:59 pm: Good GOD that’s disappointing! Lady Gaga has so much potential for porn parodies! She quirky and different… why OH WHY must so much of the porn industry insist on everything looking like fucking Barbie?! AARRGH! I now want real, big nosed, meat-dress wearing, trans/lesbian back-up dancing, awesome make-up wearing Lady Gaga porn. It would be AMAZING.
3 Aranjedeath July 14, 2011 at 11:19 am: Videos like that are what turned me off to most porn. It’s too cheesy and unrealistic. I feel like I’m being shown a gag gift, when in fact the creators think they’re making some sort of masterpiece, or at least something passable (which it isn’t).