My friend Coop just finished his paintblogging series — now, who *wouldn’t* want a gorgeous pair of bouncy orange ten feet tall boobies in their living room? I sure would. But they’d get all worn down from me rubbing on them all the time. Not to mention the damage I’d do to the joystick. Paintblogging…

I *finally* don’t sound like Suzanne Pleshette anymore, and took my first (maybe awkward) stab at the iLife 06 podcast suite — the text: My too-long hiatus from a sore throat is ended with Cate Robertson’s “Just Watch Me, Rodin”, an intense story about an edgy modern girl’s compelling power-exchange relationship with a male artist…

Even since I discovered Student Doctor Net’s Emergency Medicine Forums, I’ve been hooked. They know they have lurkers like me, and I know I have a fetish for shows like ER and Green Wing (WAY better than ripoff Scrubs), so it’s all out on the table. And yes, I have an actual fetish for men…

First, a huge sticky-sweet thank you to the Montreal Mirror for saying such incredibly wonderful things about me, my felltio book and labor-of-love Tiny Nibbles in ther Sexy and Sweet: A Mirror Valentine’s Gift Guide. (I’ve always wanted to visit Montreal, so this is especially cool.) Next, over on SFist you’ll find my latest column…

And now’s the time to order if you want them to arrive in time! I just wrote up a Horny Valentine’s Gift Guide on Fleshbot that includes delicious pink leather bondage kits, solar powered and recycled materials sex toys, great sex toy kits for couples, cool sex art t-shirts, chocolate dilddo casting kits, DIY pussy…

This morning my inbox greeted me with emails (thank you!) linking to the Yahoo news article “Kids’ Ability To Access iPod Porn Raises Concerns“, where my podcast Open Source Sex is held up as an example of a “dirty download”, “pornography webcast” (only if it’s done right, dear reader). Apparently I’ve been somewhat targeted by…

…. even if it *is* an instant gratification information delivery system. Even if it sucks and the blogger is a retard, it’s a record of how they suck and are retarded — or that some *thing* of value, for at least one person out there, found language. It’s also why you should always credit the…

Finished a chapter and started another today, phew. Still dwelling on the virgin creams. Our bodies, our selves. Watch this darkly humorous video of Brit girls getting their bikini areas waxed: Bikini Waxing! (funlol.com) Then check out the *real* our bodies — hey, are you fat? Is your body perfect? In one week, Media Nipple…

I’m at home writing and researching a book that’s due at the end of this month, and I’ve entered into a sex ed area that is a real sore spot for me. You’ve no doubt read my gripes and warnings about the widely available and highly profitable anal numbing creams and “shrink” creams, but have…