I’ve been a porn reviewer for 8 years now, and I know a lot of other porn reviewers. Some are meanspirited idiots who hate their jobs and it shows in their writing; the rest are really smart, funny, extremely snarky people who completetly freak out and shoot beer out their nerdy noses when they (we)…

Tammy, Tammy, you’re the girl for me. You don’t know me but you make me so happy. Tammy, don’t change your number, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) * Who’s Tammy? She’s only the hottest webstar on Technorati right now (front page; screencap image at right) — or at least it’s the name given to an alleged IT student…

I stumbled across this listing in the (local) Castro Theater upcoming listings: The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, March 24 to 30. Gawker‘s on it, and points me to A Bear in the City (great blog) who has photos of the posters at the Castro. Yes, they’re actually rushing distribution of this picture out…

Remember when I went to that smoker? There’s another one this weekend. There will be robots and a hot brass band (members of Extra Action and Rube Waddell) — and I predict a propane leak to make everyone nice and cranky. I think I’ll sit this one out.

I’m totally losing my mind writing a book on a really rough deadline right now; I’m a disheveled, sexless shut-in (and my landlord wants all my tools and motorcycle stuff out of the garage *now* so it looks like I’ll be apartment hunting after I struggle over the finish line on this manuscript that I’m…

Yup, home on a saturday night. Here’s a picture you don’t see every day, but life would be interesting if you did. Another naughty nun. Kind of goes with this blasphemous yet ingenious tattoo (via Sex Machine Diaries). How about a little sexorcism? Hot retro sapphic nun violence. R. Crumb nun chaser. Just a cool…

I’m going crazy trying to make a book deadline. All I do is write. I am a writing nun. I just went over the edge with a camera, some sex toys and my feet on my kitchen floor. The album is here. (Yes, I know my feet are small. I’ve heard all the jokes already.)

* I won’t shoot you in the face like cheney -m4w-35 * Flowers from the wrong guy * Paramedic that saved my life Thursday night – w4m (downtown/civic/van ness) * MALE BOOTY FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! (north beach/telegraph hill) Update: Just got in from the gym after running into my friend Chriso and meeting his friend…