Murder Your Kindle

This isn’t a sex-related post, but it does fit here in the same vein as the Kink Your Kindle posts I do every few months. I was chatting on Twitter with someone in my ongoing quest to find new horror and crime books to read, and they suggested I make a list of what I’ve read recently. You see, I’m really into reading horror. Below are probably all of the horror Kindle books I’ve read in the past six months (though I’ve read some actual paper books too like San Francisco Noir, which is pretty good).

I didn’t write reviews for these, I just provided a one-line snap judgment for each, and added a ‘LE SUCK to ZOMFG’ rating system of sorts. You’ll need to click through to read plot descriptions, but many are zombie, some are serial killers, and most are paranormal/sci-fi in some way or another. What I like isn’t going to be what you like, of course. But, I practically live off a steady diet of other people’s reading lists because discovery is such a challenge.

If you like this sort of thing (horror and crime novels), I hope my list has something for you. These are in order of most recently read.

  • Ghost Road Blues, Bad Moon Rising, Dead Man’s Song by Jonathan Maberry MEH
    The first one was good, but needed an editor. Almost too much religion, the slut shaming soured the story, though it has one great strong female character I’d love to see replicated. The writing never improved.
  • Zoo City by Lauren Beukes EXCELLENT
    Great premise, I loved the character work here, superb story. Unpredictable.
  • Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes EXCELLENT
    My introduction to this author; gripping horror mystery with a Hannibal vibe and great female protagonists.
  • The Girl With All the Gifts by M. R. Carey ZOMFG SO GREAT
    Sets a high standard for literary horror. One of my favorite books of all time.
  • Night Chill by Jeff Gunhus GOOD
    Holy crap this is a weird book.
  • Adrift by K.R. Griffiths GOOD
    Vivid horror pulp, twists and turns, perfect for beach reading.
  • Descent: A Novel by Tim Johnston GOOD
    Really hard to put down, vivid, and it sucks you in.
  • White Bones (Katie Maguire Book 1) by Graham Masterton LE SUCK
    Starts out promising, becomes predictable, becomes a sappy romance, ends with a hateful the-serial-killer-is-trans twist that made me want to burn the Kindle store to the ground. This author is an asshole.
  • Song of Kali by Dan Simmons GOOD
    Literary horror that feels like an undertow.
  • Hold the Dark: A Novel by William Giraldi EXCELLENT
    Literary horror. I found myself getting lost in this book, and wanting to find another one like it.
  • The Son: A novel by Jo Nesbo EXCELLENT
    I read everything Nesbo writes. This is a great mystery/crime/horror story; gripping.
  • Lizardskin by Carsten Stroud GOOD
    Good hardboiled crime novel, usual 50s crime caveats.
  • Perfidia: A novel by James Ellroy MEH
    I love early Ellroy, and I found this rough and disjointed.
  • Husk by Matt Hults EXCELLENT
    Great horror, unpredictable. Will keep you up at night.
  • Bird Box: A Novel by Josh Malerman EXCELLENT
    This premise shouldn’t work, but it does, and it keeps you turning the pages. Masterful literary horror.
  • Watchers by Dean Koontz MEH
    Formulaic, beach reading. Not exceptional in any way.
  • City of Saints and Madmen by Jeff Vandermeer GOOD
    Really well written, but not easy to get into. Not sure if I recommend it.
  • The Third Bear by Jeff VanderMeer EXCELLENT
    Not all stories in this collection are great, but the one that is… is fucking amazing.

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  1. If you’re into your spooky horror, then anything by Adam Nevill will get your pulse going (but would recommend starting with THE RITUAL, which is excellent; BANQUET FOR THE DAMNED was so scary for my mother she had to put it down halfway through and refused to pick it up since).

    Conrad Williams can write like a mad genius (ONE and THE UNBLEMISHED)

    The late, great Iain Banks wrote some wonderful contemporary work (WHIT and COMPLICITY as alternatives to THE WASP FACTORY and THE CROW ROAD) as did the much-missed Graham Joyce (TOOTH FAIRY, THE SILENT LAND and SMOKING POPPY).

    III (Three) by Sarah Lotz is getting good vibes

    Loved BURIAL RITES by Hannah Kent, based on a real Icelandic murder (a bit like Margaret Atwood’s ALIAS GRACE)

    All of Mo Hayder’s Jack Caffrey series, starting with BIRDMAN – and her book TOKYO, which was re-released as the THE DEVIL OF NANKING

    As an alternative to Jo Nesbo, I would recommend anything by Arnaldur Indriadson – JAR CITY is sublime. In truth I reckon I’d read this guy’s shopping list. I’d also go for John Ajvide Lindqvist’s LITTLE STAR – mesmerising.

    For a hard hitting novel with a hell of a lot of brutal sex in the Hubert Selby Junior vein, try BRASS by Helen Walsh. Amazing. Not an easy read but worth it.

    These are just a few of the more memorable I’ve read in recent times. Happy reading.

  2. Read the Odd Thomas series by Koontz. They are awesome. The Anita Blake and Merry Gentry series, both by Laurell K. Hamilton are also very good. And pretty much anything by Stephen King!!

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