Image by Pete Woodhead. Yes, you read that correctly. It’s voting time in the UK, and it looks like their electoral process needs a fluffer. My cheeky friends at LoveHoney UK are featuring their bestselling vibrating cockring (great for clitoral and electoral stimulation) as a super-special General Erection Love Ring for only 25p. But my…
Month: April 2010
Calling bullshit on FOX and ABC: The “inappropriate” plus-sized woman
Above is a commercial made by Lane Bryant to air during the show “Dancing With the Stars” also known domestically as “Desperate Trainwrecks.” FOX and ABC refused to show the commercial during “Dancing with the Stars” without restricting the commercial’s airtime to the final moments of the show. FOX demanded an unusually high amount of…
The animated gif as erotic art: Three Frames
The animated gif was a source of wonder for the collective internet for about five minutes, then became one of the most annoying things ever, along with nonconsensual popup window blizzards and automatic browser resize. They inspire ire like no other, perhaps due to the nagging effect they have on the eye when trying to…
Great review of Seal It With A Kiss — now in Russian!
If I become too ‘stuck on repeat’ about my books here, please tell me; I think I’m extra bloggy about my new kissing book Seal It With A Kiss because a) I hadn’t written a book in a long time, and b) this book’s life after hitting print is kind of blowing my mind. For…
Mob rule babehunting: Met Art’s user generated galleries (redux)
Model: Mariko. I like to revisit Met Art’s top voted user generated gallery page to see what’s new, what people think is currently hot, and because I love anything that crowdsources porn, arousal and desire. I love Met Art for doing this. I also had to post the link because it’s how I found this…
Who knew? Porn looks GREAT on Apple products!
Me perusing the fine work of PinkVisualPad. Don’t try this at home, kids. Apple products are not made for this. Void where prohibited, which is everywhere. Unless you’re like me and believe that if you can’t put porn on it, then you don’t own it.
The sex club shooting [San Francisco]
According to Terry Gould‘s fantastic book about swinging The Lifestyle, as of the book’s debut (in 2000) there were approximately 4 million swingers in the United States. These millions he told us, evolved from the practice of swinging (or “wife swapping”) whose roots were traced to US military bases in the 1950s, notably those in…
AlphaFemmes and Porn Distribution
The above image for AlphaFemmes looks amazing, yes? I was surprised when I got an email from the Oakland-based director, Anna Devia, sharing it with me and finishing her very wonderful email about women and porn by saying that AlphaFemmes is looking for distribution. I would have thought that a tasty morsel like this would…
Wii Fit accident and female persistent genital arousal syndrome
Image by l’un des nombreux. Last Fall, Manchester (UK) resident Amanda Flowers claimed to have sustained a fall from her Wii Fit balance board, with unspecified injuries leading to her diagnoses of persistent arousal syndrome. Of course there’s been much snickering and giggling in the press for a variety of reasons (and the Wii balance…
I just *knew* massage chairs were dirty
In my own defense, I was looking at a friend’s new client video Natsuki Kojima: Sundae Girl (Happy Chicken Pink) when I pecked over to their main video feed page. Which is where I found the above video, confirming my suspicions about massage chairs. As an aside, the Sundae Girl video has a great typo…