This video should totally go with my post about tomorrow’s column — which is all about the unbelievable insanity that was the GayVN’s last weekend — but I just can’t wait. Plus, Mike just sent me the embed code. This is Margaret Cho singing “Your Dick Is My BFF” and I was dying laughing so hard in the front row (in front of the guys from Titan — hihihi you are so nice!) escorted by the lovely Sophiesunset. Tomorrow’s column is the drama explosion that was the gay porn awards; thankfully not my drama for a change. What you don’t find out about in the column is how much fun I had with Margaret and Peter afterward at a private party; drinking, eating pizza, watching a little BDSM in the corner, you know, the usual. Plus I ingested something that made me very happy but felt like I was waiting for the fucking spaceship to land (as Margaret put it), and I got cornered by Janice Dickinson for one verrry long frightening moment while high and thought her face was a Picasso painting, but I think it was only a minute or two. I probably shouldn’t even tell you that but I just don’t care what people think anymore: truth is WAY more fun than fiction. But, I won’t even start to tell you about the mistaken identity story with the midget male porn star named “Tripod.” That one goes in the memoirs….
Here’s me and Margaret comparing cherry blossoms in Peter’s room, photo by Stephen Elliott; gawd, Margaret is so fucking hot, I just want to climb all over her:
* Thanks for the embed code, Mike! ::smooch::
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who got cornered by Janice Dickinson while elevated…I still get nite sweats when I see her face… haha
always great to see you ma, let’s do it again minus Janice.
Oh, my. So awesome.
The legs… mm, mm.