You can tell when I’ve just finished a writing project and need to blow off steam; there’s silence on my 147 RSS feeds, then a video of my cat appears, I have an outdoor adventure (drinking), it’s probably wednesday, and then all my blogs get hit with my braindump. And I sit in bed with the laptop cruising for porn, sex and culture news stories, and watching online video all night.
Video night! Thanks for joining me. Soon I will post a very serious news item. But now, we have fun.
* Please tell me you did not miss my recent Laughing Squid post, Craigslist Penis Photographer Featuring Bob Odenkirk. Just go read it for the article.
* Above: Jame’s Gunn‘s PG Porn finally gets funny enough for me to mention it here: Sasha Grey stars in Roadside Ass-sistance.
* Fleshbot has a sneek peek at the almost actually funny porn version of The Office, “The Office – A XXX Parody”. The sex scenes look like boring typical mainstream porn fare, but — James Deen is in it, and I know you all love James Deen. Well, he’s hot in Eon’s films, anyway…
* Above: PETA’s “banned” Superbowl ad (thrfeed.com, thanks, Sam!). The best part is this list of cuts that NBC suggested PETA make in order for the commercial to be aired:
:12- :13- licking pumpkin
:13- :14- touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
:19- pumpkin from behind between legs
:21- rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
:22- screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
:23- asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
:26- licking eggplant
:26- rubbing asparagus on breast
I’d bet PETA would argue that healthier people have better sex, as good blood flow and having a clear head (from less of the junk they put in most meat these days), not skinnier people. Of course, eating fresh food rather than processed food will have a similar effect, be you vego, vegan, omnivore or fishetarian.
I really want to know what PETA’s studies are.
And I’m also curiously confused as to the lack of sex in that ad. Vegetarians have better sex? Really it just looks like Vegetarians have more fun making broth…and I mean…it’s broth. Actually, from what I found on googling–PETA’s argument is that since Vegetarians tend to be skinnier, they have better sex. So skinny people have better sex than their fleshier counterparts.
Let’s tell that to April Flores, who as near as I can tell is nothing short of a sex goddess.
Also, given that I’ve never seen any of these studies but I’ve seen a LOT (even from PETA) that red meat increases testosterone levels. A lot of studies have shown a positive correlation between testosterone levels and sex drive.
Oh PETA. You gave us a sexy ad (except, ew broccoli and asparagus–do you know what that can make your sexy fluids taste like?) that is patently horrible.
I guess they didn’t read your article about sex and advertising ;)