Sex + tech terminology needed

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Someone just wrote me asking, “is there a term for this sexual occurrence — what is it called when you lose yr network connection while surfing for teh porn?”

Thoughts? Is this the dreaded ND, or Network Dysfunction?

  • Ed

    404 f*cks sake: Porn not found

  • It’s when the kid walks out of the house, pants down and laptop in hand, screaming “I was half-done! ONLY HALF DONE!” on Robot Chicken.


  • R.

    Blue-tooth balls, if it’s wireless. Or cordless interruptus.