Sex doll centaur

129_2955.JPGThis has to be one of the more fascinating and bizarre set of photos of strangers interacting with… an even stranger sex toy: a sex doll centaur. They sure seem to be having a lot of fun with the weird dolls and dolly parts, but seems to me that after an hour, or ten minutes, those dolls *must* be the best place to catch mono. Or hepatitis. Or something. Hoof and mouth disease? But, but — I have so many questions! What does one do with a big female centaur sex doll? What’s under her tail? Can you autoclave it after all those people have left their germs on it? Does she come with a feedbag and lube? And what’s up with that giant icky boobie — is it the centaur’s weapon? Are there two connected by a chain so she can swing them at her foes while she utters a fearsome war cry? And why was Sean Connery there?

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