After updating my blog on 9/9, I take a shower, and notice the irregular calico patterns of sunburn settling into my skin. I see the outline of my sunglasses on the bridge of my nose, stripes on my shoulders from my shirt and a white ring around my neck from my scarf. A perfect "cut…
The British Invasion
I’ve been out with a British TV crew all day filming for that sex/reality/comedy TV show I mentioned in previous posts. They are hilarious — and though there is a bit of a language barrier, I have learned to work around words like "knackered" and "gobsmacked." They’re off filming SF stuff now, and later we’ll…
Bonus! SFist!
Wow — today Tiny Nibbles and I got a way cool write up in my favorite source for local SF news and information, sfist.com. Seriously, I love this site, with its smart, sassy and sharp local contributors. Thanks, SFist!
Shout Out
This is a shout out to male sex workers: If you are a male sex worker in the Bay Area and would be interested in speaking to a group of students for about 15 minutes about what you do, please contact me. I’ll be speaking to the same students on a few topics as well……
V is for Virgo
It’s still hot here in San Francisco. We’ve had a sweltering heat wave for the past five days or so, and this is essentially our summer. Tonight it’s finally cooling down, and I had the sheer joy of seeing the Dutch film, Yes Nurse, No Nurse at the Castro. It was truly a wonder, and…
Stepmonster
This is a somewhat personal entry; if you want fun sex stuff and pranks and porn, come back in a day or two and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming. Labor Day weekend turned out to be the weekend that my lover’s father and stepmother came to town for a visit. I got…
My Very Own Darwin Award
Eddie is now free, phew. But if you want a taste of the naughty dirty things the Republicans are up to during the convention, read this awesome blog by a woman who works as a cocktail waitress in a strip club that has been seeing a lot of Repub. action in the past week… (Thanks…
Free Eddie
My dear SRL friend Eddie, a sweet computer genius, has been arrested for filming protesters in New York. In a twist, you can bid on his bail on eBay. Whatta world.
Chaka!
Oh, Fleshbot, how I love you for giving me the Olympic Bulge Awards, the only thing that made me wish I’d watched the Olympics. Ahhh! Random bits: The biggest clit I’ve ever seen (not work safe; thanks to a reader). The dangerous and risky sport of shooting a chicken with a rocket launcher. The New…
Sex Educator Fear Factor
I have decided that we need to sort the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the strong, and the pussies from the pussy-know-it-alls. A sex educator Fear Factor. Casting will begin immediately — actually, there will be no casting, there will be a mandatory draft. If you wrote a book telling people what to…