Great news, before I head down to the dildo hut. Tonight I’ll be making my third appearance on Sirius OutQ Radio on the Derek and Romaine show. Last time they deputized me as the "official porn reviewer" of their show, and have booked me for monthly gigs all the way into June! It’s satellite radio…

Viva Viagra!

About a month ago I read a cute little "road test" essay by Freddy (over at one of my favorite sites Freddy and Eddy) where he gets his hands on some Viagra and tries it out — wearing out cutie-pie Eddy in the process. I got turned on just reading it, wondering why it must…

Robolympics was incredible — I judged 44 rounds of robot competitions, in middle- and heavyweight classes, sometimes at near risk of life and limb from huge flying parts of machines being ripped apart and flung into the Lexan in front of me. And true to my SRL training, I did not cringe, but laughed and…

A few days ago, an email arrived on my doorstep as SRL crew, from an SRL fan and robotics society magistrate. Asking for help wrangling the Robot Olympics, he wasn’t specific with details as to what he might want me to do, and while I tire painfully of people endlessly asking if SRL is like…

Dita Von Zzzzz’s

Late night tonight at the computer, working on a book, what a surprise… Am I a compulsive writer? I mean, I stop to drink water and watch porn, pet my fat fluffy whiny cat, check email, etc. I worked at the Good Vibes store (aka Akbar and Jeff’s Dildo Hut) slingin’ dildos all day and…

I made a censorship hit list! In this month’s American Libraries Journal in their "Censorship Watch" section, the main story is called "Sex Manuals Arouse Anger." In it, they describe a meeting by 75 angry Delaware County (PA) residents who want the library’s seven (seven!) sex books removed from the shelves. "The controversy began in…

Finally, my home office is up and running, and I am rested after a couple of insane work weeks. You all know I work 40 hours a week, right? Then after work I do things like try to work on books to meet the many deadlines I have this year, and I do other non-paying…

On Wednesday February 25, 2004, Reuters in London reported findings published in New Scientist Magazine stating a link between oral sex and oral tumors (cancers). The paranoid headline read "Oral Sex Shown to be Linked to Mouth Cancer," and while the opening paragraph explained that the risk is small and more likely linked to smoking…

As it turns out, not everyone is happy with the image of Jesus getting a blowjob, as I suggested in my most recent post. Sharp-witted blogger Bacchus at Erosblog posted my rant, and if you take a look at the comments, it has sparked the ire of several Christians who feel I have gone too…

Where oh where the hell have I been, many emails have been asking… A horrible bout of food poisoning (with fever and antibiotics), having my DSL cut off without my consent by SBC, and moving my entire apartment all within one week had me well off the map. Strangely, the week culminated and ended with…