Thomas Roche's first novel, The Panama Laugh, is a gonzo military science fiction zombie apocalypse that has been compared to the writings of Jim Thompson and Hunter S. Thompson. He is also a widely published author of sex-positive erotica and the occasional purveyor of horror and crime-noir short stories, and a commentator on sex, crime, culture and politics.
A new study in Archives of Sexual Behavior claims men are more likely to accept sexual propositions from women unknown to them than women are to do the same with strange men. The author is Nicolas Guéguen, a French social psychologist. In truth, however, it may be helpful to know that Guéguen is the secret identity…
In case you’ve missed the frequent reposts of Sinead O’Connor’s claim that she’s about to have sex with a truck, well…let me catch you up. Part I: 1987. I thought Sinead O’Connor was the second-hottest bald chick in the world. (The first was this punk girl named Steph from Modesto). She was a feminist icon…
Have you been buying fresh semen off the internet? “Stop that!” says the Canadian Federal government in a press release, at least if you’re doing it for reproduction — if you’re just, you know, into that, then carry on. Health Canada, the Federal Canadian health agency, “issued” the semen “release” on August 24. This was…
According to the US-based Catholic News Service, former feminist and unwed mother Lucetta Scaraffia uses some copiously wonky reasoning to argue that government-mandated sex ed programs are the cause of rampant casual sex, disease and unwanted pregnancy among America’s teens in an August 30 piece in the Vatican’s newspaper L’Osservatore Romano. Scaraffia, a contemporary history…
In case you’re just now catching up with us on the exciting sport of blow-up-doll swim racing, I’ll have you know that Violet’s article on the St. Petersburg Bubble Baba Challenge 2010 was one of the unquestioned high points of Tiny Nibbles’ late-August sports coverage just about a year ago. It’s almost impossible to communicate…
Telecom New Zealand has cancelled an ad campaign asking fans of New Zealand’s national rugby team, the All Blacks, to abstain from sex for six weeks in order to help the team win the rugby World Cup in Auckland next month. Promised black rubber rings in return so they can proudly display their proof of…
If you watch search terms closely, web sex memes become evident pretty quickly. Because of the tendency of many sites — including “reputable” news sites — to republish crap from dubious sources with nary a web search to determine its bullshit value, it’s tempting to call this brand of meme repetition what it is: web…
The Telegraph reported last week that after a man in India was admitted to a hospital near Bhopal with stomach pain, exploratory surgery on what was thought to be a routine hernia revealed a “complete female reproductive system” in his belly. According to the Telegraph, this included a “female uterus, ovaries, Fallopian tubes, a cervix…
In case you’re just tuning in, a little over a week ago, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt publicly offered Casey Anthony, a woman just acquitted of murdering her two-year-old daughter, $500,000 to pose nude for Hustler. Furthermore, he promised he’d make her even richer if she’ll work with him. The stunt just got him banned from…
Don’t get too excited, you Burlesque-era raincoaters and grizzled Arthur Miller wannabes out there. Don’t get excited, ’cause I’m excited enough for all of us. There’s a Marilyn Monroe sex tape out there. Unfortunately, it appears to be a fraud. The promised Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape, according to a story on Moneywatch, is not the…