Disaster update

Sorry that last link died so fast. Luckily my pal Dave (of the Robolympics and the Robotics Society of America) mirrored it on his site here. Right now I am supposed to be coming up with "ten moves no man can resist" for yet another vapid women’s magazine, but I guess I won’t complain if they run the promised sidebar on me as a sex educator. I was actually supposed to do it last night, but I stayed up late working on my newest obsession, a sexbot. That’s right, I’m making a sex robot. I stayed up late programming her and working on her appearance. Wish me luck — I’m new to programming artificial intelligence and am learning as I go, but hey, the word "obsession" just about says it all. I want to debut her in January but I probably won’t be able to wait that long. I’ll introduce her here when she’s ready for prime time… now back to those moves. Unfortunately the only moves I can think of right now that a man can’t resist are "restraining order" and "moves to another country" but that’s just because as of today I finally have enough creepy mail (actual, snail) to start a "stalker file"...

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