That Tortured Farm Animal Tried to Steal My Name

Hey, I’ve been selected as a judge for Carly Milne’s (of Pornblography fame) hilarious — yet right on target — First Annual Pornblography Awards. Go ahead, nominate who you think should win "Performer Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured Farm Animal" or "Stupidest Boxcover Misspelling" or "Penis That Should Not Be Attached To A Human." And see who wins on January 7. Meanwhile, when the nominees coms a rollin’ into my inbox, you bet I’ll be blogging the whole experience.

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