I bought this song on iTunes yesterday and have listened to it over a dozen times — it’s now my anthem for this summer, for sure. Ain’t No Other Man has bangin’ horns, kick-ass lyrics, and I just discovered that it’s also got a great video, with Aguilera dancing and jiggling in super-sexy vintage foundation wear. Watch, and crank it up:
Mark took really cute photos of me tonight! I was also told I was here and here and here today. Broke my necklace. Wrote a chapter today. Bed beckons. Hope to cuddle with a certain machine this weekend.
Remember a while back when I got to show some exclusives from Alan Moore’s new erotic graphic novel (collection) Lost Girls? If you follow Boing Boing, you’ll have seen that this week the estate of Peter Pan is none too pleased with what the adult Wendy gets up to in the book. Read Alan Moore’s erotic “Lost Girls” and Peter Pan copyright woes for more info. This work seems to be pretty controversial out of the gate, and I saw that Moore has been attacked in forums about it (saying he’s endorsing pedophilia), and the artist Gebbe as well (saying she’s un-American). Wow. Well, it’s perfect timing that I just got my thank-you from the publisher — a huge galley copy of Lost Girls, including several gorgeous color prints of the erotic art, and I’ll most certainly get a couple framed. Reading this is going to cover my bed with giagantic prints of Lost Girls! In the photo I slipped off a sandal so you can get an idea for size (I wear a 6 1/2).
This is sooo cool: now you can subscribe to my posts on Fleshbot and SF Metblogs! I’ll add the feeds to my template here in a bit, but right now you can subscribe to my Fleshbot posts with this:
No, I’m not talking about Belladonna and her anal tributes to major league baseball. I was going to put this particularly juicy find on Fleshbot, but I saw that Gram already reviewed the DVD.
However, with all due respek, the only way to do The Princess Has Come of Age any justice in explaining it to you, my dear readers, is for you to watch the extremely NSFW trailer for the big-money CGI porn epic in all its gnome-humping, flower-fucking, robot-grinding, forest-creatures-alarmingly-stuffed-into-orifices glory. Sort of reminds me of (one of) my all-time favorite explicit graphic novels, Bondage Fairies, where tiny cute lesbian fairies Pfil and Pamela have all kinds of outrageous sexual adventures with an array of beasts and bugs (and each other). In it, a thousand year old cedar tree releases libido-enhancing pollen, and we get to see how fairy female ejaculate can cure all ills, with lots of crazy bug sex, tree sex, strap-on sex and BDSM.
Six minutes of robot-smashing action, interspersed with my interviews with the bots' creators and drivers -- most especially cool, I interviewed one of the *only* women in the bot pits, and we talked about her fast and furious machine, Pipe Wench. Very fun! Also -- keep in mind that I […]
Last year my pals in Seattle at The Stranger came up with a great idea: an amateur indy porn film fest and competition, called HUMP! I was invited to go but couldn't make it -- which was probably good because it turned out to be a sold-out event. They're now […]
I think Thomas beat me at fight club this month. Today I edited five chapters line by line (because an editor *mangled* my manuscript and inserted crazy-wrong pronoun chaos and sex-negative judgements into the text) and just finished a 4K word chapter. And I lost a week, last week, obviously. […]
I'm fascinated with the way obscenity is monitored in other cultures, most especially countries like India, with their huge entertainment industry and (our) outsourced workforce. I've often spent fruitless hours trying to find Indian porn for Fleshbot, or Indian women for the times I've done Best of Babelogs posts. I […]
My world folded in on itself for a bit; thanks for staying with me. Miss Jessi has thrown down the gauntlet: last year we won a kissing contest at Pride and she called me an hour ago, "What are you doing and what are you wearing?" Me: "I'm in my […]
Sunday update: It has been so strange in so many ways. I think the most odd feeling was to meet people she loved and who loved her who I did not know at all, and have them say, "She talked about you a lot." It was also strange to have […]
At Vloggercon 06 I met Bre Pettis, and over Vcon party drinks I suggested a tour of SRL while he was in town. He asked if he could film it for Make, and we never allow that -- but Mark trusted me, and we did the first-ever video tour of […]
Crashed Bjork's super sekrit DJ night at The Stud (sound alert) tonight with some friends. I'd just planned on seeing friends and some low-key, much-needed go-go dancing -- a very cool and surprising night. More pics (and maybe video) to come.
Update: Haha, my camera's video function needs a […]
Here's a great quote from my pal Mark's column today:
"But through it all, there seems to exist this one general rule: If you have that much to hide, if you are living some sort of secret and embarrassing and family-endangering double life, if you are constantly burying images and hiding […]
I found myself wandering into Radio Smack today looking for something to do with my hands. No one got lucky, but I did decide to combine my need for making something with my urge for depression-fueled retail therapy. Strangely, lipgloss, fetish shoes and new panties just would not do. And […]
Also -- Xeni is back (YAY) and Boing Boing is fast and furious right now. Yesterday she posted about an article that's not to be missed: the post is Yay, robot sex! Ahem. Ethics of machinophilia considered. Here it seems that the article's author is considering the ethics of robot […]
In case you missed it, Eddie posted the segment I told you about a couple posts back, where I interviewed the man making prototypes of an exoskeleton to aid motion and mobility for people with spinal cord injuries. Read the Boing Boing RoboGames wrapup post here; visit the GETV post […]
Doing okay, but in a daze. I keep finding myself just staring at stuff. I'm now at the point where I need to do things, like things with my hands, but can't concentrate yet to write, nor do I feel like I'd be safe to work at SRL. It's okay; […]