I bought this song on iTunes yesterday and have listened to it over a dozen times — it’s now my anthem for this summer, for sure. Ain’t No Other Man has bangin’ horns, kick-ass lyrics, and I just discovered that it’s also got a great video, with Aguilera dancing and jiggling in super-sexy vintage foundation wear. Watch, and crank it up:
Mark took really cute photos of me tonight! I was also told I was here and here and here today. Broke my necklace. Wrote a chapter today. Bed beckons. Hope to cuddle with a certain machine this weekend.
Remember a while back when I got to show some exclusives from Alan Moore’s new erotic graphic novel (collection) Lost Girls? If you follow Boing Boing, you’ll have seen that this week the estate of Peter Pan is none too pleased with what the adult Wendy gets up to in the book. Read Alan Moore’s erotic “Lost Girls” and Peter Pan copyright woes for more info. This work seems to be pretty controversial out of the gate, and I saw that Moore has been attacked in forums about it (saying he’s endorsing pedophilia), and the artist Gebbe as well (saying she’s un-American). Wow. Well, it’s perfect timing that I just got my thank-you from the publisher — a huge galley copy of Lost Girls, including several gorgeous color prints of the erotic art, and I’ll most certainly get a couple framed. Reading this is going to cover my bed with giagantic prints of Lost Girls! In the photo I slipped off a sandal so you can get an idea for size (I wear a 6 1/2).
This is sooo cool: now you can subscribe to my posts on Fleshbot and SF Metblogs! I’ll add the feeds to my template here in a bit, but right now you can subscribe to my Fleshbot posts with this:
No, I’m not talking about Belladonna and her anal tributes to major league baseball. I was going to put this particularly juicy find on Fleshbot, but I saw that Gram already reviewed the DVD.
However, with all due respek, the only way to do The Princess Has Come of Age any justice in explaining it to you, my dear readers, is for you to watch the extremely NSFW trailer for the big-money CGI porn epic in all its gnome-humping, flower-fucking, robot-grinding, forest-creatures-alarmingly-stuffed-into-orifices glory. Sort of reminds me of (one of) my all-time favorite explicit graphic novels, Bondage Fairies, where tiny cute lesbian fairies Pfil and Pamela have all kinds of outrageous sexual adventures with an array of beasts and bugs (and each other). In it, a thousand year old cedar tree releases libido-enhancing pollen, and we get to see how fairy female ejaculate can cure all ills, with lots of crazy bug sex, tree sex, strap-on sex and BDSM.
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