Month: June 2006

I got invited to the Long Now opening party on thursday because my friend Simone is their secretary (and more), so she’s basically their girl-friday saftey net, from signage to snacks to tracking the foundaiton’s credit card — a crazy job that’s rewarding in deep cultural ways, considering what they’re trying to do. She’s also…

If this measure passes, all those crappy unsafe-material sex toys I’ve been telling you about could fall under a chemical ban in San Francisco. The supervisors are set to approve Tuesday an ordinance intended to protect children from harmful plastics — including those with the chemical softener phthalates, a common chemical in “jelly rubber” sex…

Global domination is one of my casual goals. I want to be head of my own illicit multinational empire staffed with a small army of ultra-curvy-yet-thuggish lackeys, with their own signature look. To do this, I’ll need to expand my crime ring and fill it with resourceful sycophants, such as this bad ass naked girl…

From Reuters: FBI wants Internet records kept 2 years. Snip: “The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Gonzales presented blurred images of child pornography and explained why he thought retaining data was important to those investigations. At issue was Internet protocol addresses. When one industry executive questioned how long the government wanted the…

I saw the “Sinnflut” reviewed over at Eros Blog and really liked the toy’s concept, but the color and shape left me high and dry — but then I poked around on Stockroom’s site and (OMG) they have it in pleasing colors and a rather tasty looking shape! The $150 Reality Rechargeable Vibe isn’t in…

Coop might be in Japan right now, but that doesn’t mean he can’t harass me from the other side of the world. On a list including a few other malfeasant miscreants, I got a link to pictures of scary-bad tattoos. Um, thanks. I wrote: > now I am depressed > it was the myspace tattoo…