I am in pain. A type of back pain for which there seems to be little relief. Anyone who has wished me ill is getting their wish fulfilled, as it feels like someone stabbed a big long knife in my back and left it there, coming back to twist it around a bit every now…

I may not get to post very much this week as things have gotten a little crazy. I feel like that scene in The Jerk (actually I feel like most of the scenes in The Jerk most of the time) where Steve Martin sees his name in the phone book and says "Things are going…

Woo-hoo! It’s National Penis Month over at ErosBlog, and while I visit Bacchus’ site daily, you know where I’ll be hanging out all month sipping cocktails and chatting up a few stiff pricks — chez Bacchus, of course! While you’re clicking links, be sure to hit this link on Amazon that Thomas send me this…

I just can’t resist: Oral Sex is a Dangerous and Deadly New Trend. "Oral sex is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of holding a steel gun to your head, you are placing a gun made of skin into your mouth." Love the ad that reads "Accept Christ and get a free Playstation 2."

Hornboy and a friend recently delivered a piece of artwork to a man in LA, who happens to be Margaret Cho’s husband. When they told me about it I said, "I thought she was gay!?" Yet, I was wrong. When I mentioned this "new" fact to my gay friends, they acted like I lived in…

Well, I guess I had it coming. All my obsessing about upgrading to OSX, my shaky/whiny installation on my iBook, and my willingness to then ignore the laptop and still fumble around on my rocks-and-sticks 9.2 G4. Last night, Hornboy just couldn’t take it anymore. He asked me, "so, have you done any of those…

Today I was a bit depressed. That means I was out of sorts — depression is a total stranger to me. I kind of didn’t know what to do. I found myself on my bed at three in the afternoon really unhappy. I had a hideous to-do list of work waiting for me in my…