I have just now come to accept that I am going to get little work done today, thanks to my king-sized hangover. My head feels like it’s the size of Texas. But at least I had a lot of fun putting myself in this condition, at a friend’s housewarming party last night. I imbibed in…

Holy cow, I cleaned out my inbox and realized I have over fifty emails from Tiny Nibbles readers I have not responded to — I’m sorry! Get the paddle. I promise that soon I’ll lock myself in my office with a few delicious inebriants and my digital camera, and won’t come out until responses are…

I’m still catching up. Last Sunday I had the sheer pleasure of speaking at San Francisco Sex Information, the local (though national) sex hotline. They are one of the most needed and fantastic resources in the world — you can call or email them with literally *any* question about sex imaginable, and they have a…

It’s been a couple of days, over two dozen hours of sleep and a good bottle of pinot noir since my trip to LA, and I’m still sorting the whole thing out in my head. No, I didn’t get a column or a picture deal, or any bunnies, but my experience with the Playboy TV…

All right: my bags are packed, my last-minute list is on the kitchen table and I’m really wondering if I’m going to get any sleep tonight. Tomorrow morning I leave for LA — for exactly 30 hours in Los Angeles. I get picked up at the airport by a Playboy van, will be whisked to…

Okay, so yesterday some guy came into the store and tried to return condoms. I know what you’re thinking — ew. It wasn’t quite like that, but he definitely had some issues. He had a handful of condoms still in their wrappers and said, "they don’t work." When asked what didn’t work about them, he…

Skip this entry if you’re looking for sex; I’ve been on a work binge sans orgasms. This soon shall pass. My weekend was a work weekend: wrote Friday night till late, then woke up Saturday at one. Wrote all day and night to try and finish one of the four books I have on my…

Big front page update, check it out. Exciting news — Playboy is flying me to LA to be on their Sexcetera show! I’m pretty excited, especially because they’re having me direct an oral sex scene, and from what the producer has been telling me, it’ll be the most explicit segment they’ve ever done. Yay! And…

Okay, so Tony Comstock and his wife are sending me their Sybian to "borrow" for a while. Wow! I’ll have to get my own attachments, of course, and I won’t be able to conjoin it with any SRL machines because it’s not mine, but… wow! I get to try a Sybian! Thanks, Tony! But I…

Trolling around the web today, I discovered this chilling yet fascinating article about the death of a Canadian bondage model and possible link between her death and snuff films — and a summary of other snuff film reportage. Also, I found yet another irritating web page where girls raise money to get fake boobs —…