This is a somewhat personal entry; if you want fun sex stuff and pranks and porn, come back in a day or two and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming. Labor Day weekend turned out to be the weekend that my lover’s father and stepmother came to town for a visit. I got…

Eddie is now free, phew. But if you want a taste of the naughty dirty things the Republicans are up to during the convention, read this awesome blog by a woman who works as a cocktail waitress in a strip club that has been seeing a lot of Repub. action in the past week… (Thanks…

Oh, Fleshbot, how I love you for giving me the Olympic Bulge Awards, the only thing that made me wish I’d watched the Olympics. Ahhh! Random bits: The biggest clit I’ve ever seen (not work safe; thanks to a reader). The dangerous and risky sport of shooting a chicken with a rocket launcher. The New…

I have decided that we need to sort the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the strong, and the pussies from the pussy-know-it-alls. A sex educator Fear Factor. Casting will begin immediately — actually, there will be no casting, there will be a mandatory draft. If you wrote a book telling people what to…

I’m alive again! I had what is now being called at Good Vibes "The Evil" – a flu of devastating proportions. Like a hurricane eats trailer homes, it’s now wending its way though the Mail Order department. I survived on well wishes from you, dear readers, (Thank you! Sniff!), Hornboy’s loving ministrations of barley soup…

I have the flu and promise I’ll be back to blog sexily when the fever breaks. Hopefully I’ll have some weird dreams, like when you eat pizza before going to bed. Meanwhile, these are neat because you can watch all three at once.