There were way too many funny entries, so enjoy the three excellent winning captions and indulge yourself with the runner-ups… The top three, in order: “This was a gift to the President from Jeff Gannon.” –Noka, US “You see, Mrs. Bush, the Exxxtreme 3000 dildo has a flared base, which was the reason we were…
Violet Blue
The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an author and journalist on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a columnist for Engadget; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books. Blue is also an advisor for Without My Consent, as well as a member of the Internet Press Guild.
“Former Playgirl Editor-in-Chief Can’t Get Presidential Semen Stains Out Of Gap Dress”
Apparently they fired her while I was there, but I didn’t know it. And it’s still really impossible to resist making fun of Michele Zipp right now. Who doesn’t love a nice, hot piece of Republican ass? (Seacrest: OUT!) Well, okay, I met her for one second when I was in NY last week, and…
Knock ‘Er Loose
As of tonight, my reign of terror on Fleshbot is over. Well, mostly. I’ve been filling in for Jonno for five nonstop days (of working from am to… am) and it has completely consumed me; add to this a very stressful wrap-up with my Best Sex Writing book that is still managing to be stressful…
Friday pussy blogging guest spot
My pussy has a first name. It’s B-r-i-t-n-e-y. It’s okay, she can’t spell. My pussy does not have a last name, for obvious legal reasons. And today I found out that my pussy can write. To my great dismay, she wrote me this letter: Hey Violet, hihihi! Omigawd, how are you? I’m like, totally fine…
Sorceror’s Apprentice
Last night Jonno gave me the keys to Fleshbot and cut me loose — I’ve been totally freaking out and shaking like an heiress’ inbred pooch ever since. He’s on his way to LA to cover the GayVN’s, and after a week of me feeding him 4-6 posts a day, with him as a sassy…
Building destruction video
Sent to me just now: cool time-lapse video of the death of the Chicago Sun Times building. Begins with men, ends with machines, all destruction, yay! Warning: sappy music, but evokes a nice meditative mood… http://www.pixelplay.org/jeff/suntimes/
Suicide rejecto girl
I’m procrastinating that thing I have to write for Playgirl. Not because I don’t want to, not because I’m out of ideas (not by a longshot), not because I got my shuffle and it takes like a thousand hours to charge (but — w00t!), and not because it’s hard to tone down my fantasies for…
Caption contest!
This picture needs something. Don’t you think? It needs your love. Look, I’ve read some of the hilarious things you’ve written in my photo album (many times making my nose into a water/coffee/wine shooter). So here’s the plan: Give this photo a caption. I will pick three hi-larry-us winners: the winners, in tribute to the…
Up Late, With Port
I’m really sinking my teeth into my job as a Fleshbotette — what girl doesn’t love trolling weird porn sites all day and seeking out visual sex adventures going on tips and hints? But here is the fun side effect I know you will love: some things are just *way too weird* to go on…
Wired x3
I’m in this month’s Wired! Annalee Newitz features me in her (print and web) article about Adam Curry and Podcasting. So that means I’ve “done” Wired three times — the other two being a Wired.com story and Gina Lynn’s Wired column. Though I guess technically, that means Wired has “done” me… Hmmm. Hot or not?