This should make up for the Christina Aguilera disappointment we suffered recently, having been promised a squeak of fetishy perspicacity but instead getting a steaming hot delivery of Old Madonna. And no one wants that. No, Beyonce has my number in this one, at least: it’s a sexyhot nonpareil sendup of Bettie Page with retro fetish lingerie to die for and a side of dacryphilia. I notice that Beyonce moved her channel to Vimeo — which is great because the quality is better than YouTube and they have HTML5 versions of all the videos. I find it interesting after Sony shut down her YouTube account for copyright violation in March (of her own work, the idiots).