Image from Beneath Three Hair Colors.
I just sort of needed a porn break today. A break that is all about porn. I am tired of all these posts full of thoughts. Too much thinking. And I’m trying to make peace with my inner blonde, or an outer blonde if I see a hot one. Typically, porn is so blonde-drenched that I try to “think outside the blonde” as much as possible when I cull through galleries for you and look for good stuff — good being pretty girls having a genuinely arousingly good time. And I’m generally allergic to “teen” marketing bullshit because it gets so damn creepy, which is where the younger blondes get featured until they’re put out to mainstream porn pastures.
Enough pontificating. I got my hands on a whole bunch of free image and video galleries of Hannah from her site Hannah’s Honeypot, where she cavorts solo and with other girls and it’s all really cute and rather vanilla. However, the galleries I liked have no names to distinguish them. I have made up my own names for the galleries, like people who invent useless emo band names or WordPress themes. You just enjoy teh hardcore girly pr0ns.
* Pink Dildo Nation And The Groovy Missile * Stripey Socks Of Empty * Bathtub Vibrator Of The Dismal Bikini * Exasperated Lazy Penetration * Beneath Three Hair Colors * White Panty Yoga Spinach * Two Girl Finger Axis * Red Dildo Solo Of Praise (videos) * Two Blonde Couch Of The Physical Subconscious (videos) * Misty Hotties Fuck Of The Shame Gypsy (videos, xtra nom) * Solo Desk Socks Of The Indignant Loan (videos) * Red Vibe Hannah Of Drastic (videos)
Image from White Panty Yoga Spinach.
I count four hair colors.