Wow! Jonno iPhones me this pic of the amazing and gorgeous April Flores, who made me a get well soon card! I’m feeling SO much better now :) I also got a ::hug:: and ::get well kiss:: via Jonno from Nina Hartley. Which is incredibly sweet of her. Thank you, Nina! Jonno got a great…
Year: 2008
How to fuck like a porn star: This week’s column
But of course, it’s MSM so we can’t use the word “fuck” can we? Nope. Well, it doesn’t matter one douche because from what I learned from Jack from GayPornBlog, Tristan Taormino and a few others, “How to Make Love Like A Porn Star” is far, far from the glamor it portrays (or rather, barely…
O hai I just fainted
Eeek! Wheeee!!!! As I sit here slaving over a hot Fleshbot running the blog while the rest of us are at AEE, Jonno shoots this pic with his iPhone and writes, “o hai andy san dimas loves u”. I blogged her today here (ZOMFGZOMFG)!!! ::swoon::
And in case you’re all wondering what I look like right now
I fucking rock, okay? You just can’t see my blogger pajama pants and bunny slippers because of my hair. I just totally convinced my editor at teh Chronic that I have to look like this when I work on Fleshbot. It is the truth. Jonno makes me. I’m going to see if I can’t make…
A few of my highlights at Fleshbot, scary-boob-free!
* Dave Naz Spreads The Lust Dave sent me some very nasty preview pics of his new film, LA Lust. He sent me a trailer too, but it was too big to post :( * Sell Your Sex Tape (But Not To Us, OK?) Amateur cuties, even a good looking guy or two. * Andy…
The first SOS from Vegas, already
Image via. Thomas Roche texts me just now: “OMG Vegas is like soooooooooooo kewl this girl she had like hyooooooooooooge boobs omg porn iz soawsumm” I answer (at home alone with my blogs, my cat, my glasses and my *inhaler*): “im coming with my thorazine dart gun for you. hang in there until you feel…
Darenzia by Autumn is soothing
* Darenzia by Autumn, via Indie Nudes.
Big day on Fleshbot tomorrow, or for the rest of the week, really
I have the keys. (I always do, I just am too lazy to drive the blog most of the time.) I have 10 posts in the queue for tomorrow — this Fleshbot weather pattern continues through the weekend as satellite Fleshbotters report back from Exotic Erotic East. Wrote my column today too — so I’ve…
Going to AVN/Las Vegas? Nope!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system; this is an attempt to head off the endless stream of emails into my inbox about whether or not I’m going to Exotic Erotic East (AVN), Las Vegas, whether I’m free for lunch or dinner or if I’ll be around for interviews or to write…
New GETV: The LOLcat episode
Click To Play Short, but very sweet. Enjoy A Day At The Cat Show! Sorry you can’t kill the ad at the end. Video I shot at the same time that day (and after) is here.