All hopes for space porn shot down


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Actually, the space pr0nographers plans and all my hopes and dreams for anti-gravity porno never even had a chance to launch (go ahead, make your double-enterndres now). Our only hope, really for porn in space would have been with Branson’s Virgin Galactic — sadly, he of the racy and the risk-taking is not interested in seeing if my HOWTO Have Sex In Space is orbit-worthy. cNet tells us,

These days it’s hard for a porn producer to find new ways to go where no man (or woman or beast) has gone before.

So it is perhaps unsurprising that Virgin Galactic, the company that plans to fly passengers into orbit from late 2009, announced that it has received a $1 million offer to allow a porn movie to be shot on one of its spacecraft, an offer the company has declined.

As I understand it, the producers thought they would be able to find a completely different kind of action if the participants were under the influence of zero gravity.

It is, however, difficult to understand how they thought they might be able to shoot such a movie. (…read more.)

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  1. I think you’re worried about nothing.

    People film themselves in airplane restrooms, why not do the same on the Virgin Galactic? By the time it launches, how small will HD video cameras be?

  2. Do they really want space? or just zero-g?

    If they just wan the zero-g couldn’t they film on one of the palnes that flies parabolic flight patterns. Granted they would only get a minutes worth of footage each time but a master editor could work with that.

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