Sex with a bench = bad idea

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Sex with a fence, sex with a picnic table, sex with a bench… Inanimate objects are apparently teh hotness. Snip:

Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.

Mr Xing, described in reports as “lonely and disturbed”, told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.

When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.

It took doctors four hours to cut him free. (…read more.)

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  • I am so glad I found you.

  • quehanna


    Thanks, I cleaning coffee from my kb and monitor.

    The imagery from this story is giving me fits and giggles, which is kind of disturbing to my dog.

  • Old Bogus

    Wha? They couldn’t do some judicious bench cutting to release his member? Either this guy was the Men Of Steel or the penalty for defacing public property is prohibitive there!

  • liz

    no matter how stressful my week was, i can find comfort in not being the dude who got hauled to the ER with a park bench attached to his dick.

  • @Dan Unless he had a police/firefighter fetish, too. Oh, the irony.

    (Or, this could have been all part of his clever plan.)

  • Dan

    surely all the police and paramedics would ruin the mood enough to kill his hard on?

  • “…tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood…”

    Well, that takes care of my daily cringe inducement.