I use Excel for my erotica anthologies, but it’s clumsy, unintuitive and overkill. I know my pal Tristan uses it for her porn casting database, too. But the just-launched Google Spreadsheets looks awesome, especially because I could share my spreadsheets live with my publisher and their staff. The idea of always having my work available…
Month: June 2006
Happy 06.06.06!
It’s a gorgeous day here in SF (it’s almost eathquake weather… hmm). But I thought that since it’s the day of the beast and the National Day of Slayer, it would be fun to direct your attention to Barely Evil (image via). It’s a paysite so there’s not a whole lot to see there, but…
Just did something really crazy
I’m going to calm down by blogging. Tuesday night is trash night on my street. Last tuesday someone upended my trashcan and sorted it all over the street. I spent a long time picking up my trash by hand to set it all out on the curb again this week. Right now (about 12:45am) I…
Fetish sex hits Amazon
Woo-hoo! You can now pre-order the book I signed at BEA, Fetish Sex (it’ll be out in a couple weeks). I wrote it (heehee!) and included erotica from my best friend, fellow sex educator Thomas Roche (he custom-wrote the stories to my specifications to go along with the fetishes in each chapter — tres hot…
Doing business, now douchier
Ever find yourself at a huge book convention surrounded by hundreds of jesus freaks and mainstream publishers who find the word “erotic” too threatening for their products? Ever agree to be on a panel at a ridiculously expensive conference at the behest of a friend and discover the hard way their PR department gave your…
On Derek and Romaine today
I’ve been on Sirius’ OutQ Radio Derek and Romaine show countless times, but it’s been a while since they had me on — so I’ll be on tonight! This show is a *lot* of fun, and it’s the only one I make repeat appearances on. Tune in 4:15 PST/7:15 EST to hear us talk about…
Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that her wheelchair catches on fire?
Major warning and disclaimer: the link I’m sharing is wrong and gross and very un-PC and will make you bite the heads off baby puppies if you read it. Okay, now that’s out of the way, my rabidly athiest sex-ed pals stuck in the hellhole of Colorado Springs send me this out-of-control “have you ever…
Mmm, deadline
I have a book due soon; I did 3,000 words today after SRL. Three chapters down, five to go. w00t! After I finished one tonight I felt it was “miller time”. I’m sipping my usual Campari and cruising for trouble on the outernets; coincidentally my pal Chriso’s bf Red sent me this awesome Campari ad.…
At SRL today
Happy Hour at Kink.com
Last friday night I was invited to happy hour at local online BDSM porn mega-giant Kink.com. I have a few friends that work there, and they told me that most fridays at 6pm the whole place closes down and the “bar set” opens up to employees and their invited guests for drinks, dancing to a…