Pre-Valentine’s Day Adventure Ideas and Explicit Erotica

No, I’m not sure what Lovehoney UK is up to in this video – but it sure is fun to watch.

• This year NYC’s Museum of Sex will extends its hours and gives away sexy fortune cookies to all museum visitors as well as offering special ticket and erotic gift packages, aphrodisiacs at the OralFix Aphrodisiac Bar and naughty gifts. Celebrate Valentine’s Day at the NYC Museum of Sex with Extended Hours and Special Packages (press release)

• Babeland will hand deliver sex toys and more door-to-door in Seattle and New York: Babeland Locations Offer Free Bicycle Delivery On Valentine’s Day (TN)

• If life has gotten in the way of making plans for Valentine’s Day – don’t worry – Visit California has you covered, with nearly 90 getaways you can book now, whether your vision of romance is a candlelit dinner or a moonlit picnic (including the Joie de Vive Hotels Violet Blue sex and romance getaway). Get Romantic in California with Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Getaways (Sacramento Bee)

• I just went to this – it’s awesome. Sexual cannibalism, gender-bending moves … The animal kingdom can be one kinky place, as evidenced by Animal Attraction, a just-in-time-for-Valentine’s exhibit opening Feb. 11 at the California Academy of Sciences Aquarium. Sexual cannibalism, extreme mating on view at S.F. museum (USATODAY)

Explicit Valentine’s Erotica

Red roses make me sick, the only little deaths I want in my bedroom are the 6 second kind. I’d rather have you hand feed me your come than heart shaped chocolates, and I’d rather wear your bruises than my diamonds.

But I’ve decided that I will be taken advantage of. I will be swept off my feet and I will be laid waste to on Valentine’s Day.

So I’ve gift-wrapped myself for you, you bastard. (…read more from “Gift Wrapped” – Valentine’s Poll)

• Bestselling erotic author Alison Tyler has a selection of very short smutty stories just published on her blog for Valentine’s Day – and she wants you to read them and vote on your favorite – her Smut Bites are a highly recommended distraction… Inappropriate Gifts and More: Valentine’s Poll (Trollop with a Laptop)

• I bought this two nights ago; it’s really hot. New Ebook Edition of Francesca Lia Block’s Erotic Classic ‘Nymph’ on Sale Through Valentine’s Day

• More explicit erotica, free: Treat for Valentines: Explicit Erotica – “Sweets for the Sweet” by Isabelle Nathe

• Even more free erotica! [Audio MP3] Open Source Sex 81: Valentine’s Dance