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  • As the tidal wave that is The Force Awakens approaches, its rising tide has lifted all kinds of Star Wars-related merchandise — apparently including the pornographic parody movie Star Wars XXX, which has seen a 500% increase in DVD sales since the beginning of December.
    Star Wars porn sees 500% sales growth in two weeks (Mashable)
  • Feminist porn site BrightDesire.com has announced the release of the popular song “Happy Birthday to You” into the public domain, creating an erotic scene featuring the tune, which it claims is the first porn film to do so. “If you’re going to celebrate a momentous change in copyright law, you might as well do it with a threesome,” said Ms. Naughty. “I think this could be the first pairing of ‘Happy Birthday to You’ and multiple female orgasms.”
    Bright Desire Creates Copyright-Free ‘Happy Birthday to You’ Scene (XBIZ)

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  • Christmas shopping gets harder every year — what do you get for the love of your life that has everything? Magnus Irvin has the answer: Your anus. Not just your anus — but a tastier and/or shinier version of it! Irvin is the man behind Edible Anus — for fifteen years, he’s been selling chocolates taken from an actual anus mold. This year, though, he’s decided to branch out: He’s not just casting chocolates anymore, but you can get anuses of all sorts!
    Say ‘I Love You’ With The Gift Of An Anus (Unicorn Booty)
  • Larry is America’s oldest male sexual surrogate, a job in which he risks being arrested in order to help others work through sexual dysfunction during one-on-one “sessions.” In the past 35 years, the gig has matched him with dozens of women (and an occasional man) to achieve therapeutic goals. In the past, he says, he has worked with disabled clients, abuse survivors, and people from strict religions backgrounds, as well as with millionaires, geniuses, 40-year-old virgins, and powerful judges.
    This Man Gets Paid to Help Women Enjoy Sex (Broadly/Vice)
  • Jonathan Stack is co-founder of World Vasectomy Day; Hopes and Fears spoke to him while he was in Bali making preparations for World Vasectomy Day 2015, part of a larger tour of south Asia that includes Bangladesh and India which he referred to as “a global scrotal adventure.” In New York, there was a World Vasectomy Day event that took place at a bar where vasectomies from Florida were live-streamed.
    Meet the Vasectomists (Hopes and Fears)

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  • You would think the biggest hurdles with the new penis transplants would be organ rejection or poor feeling and function. But one of the greatest challenges has been a failure of the recipient to accept the donor penis as his own—even if it has feeling and functions as well as his own penis did.
    The New Penis Transplants and Their Unexpected Side Effects (Guide to Getting It On)

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  • The porn industry survived [the James Deen] scandal and it will likely survive this one too. But away from the very serious issues of on-set and off-set consent and overall performer protection, what’s perhaps most interesting about this particular mainstream story is that it regards the industry and the people on the other side of the lens.
    The private lives of very public porn stars (Telegraph)
  • Porn star Sara Tommasi has been hired to run an Italian soccer team. The well-known Italian beauty has been hired by amateur side Marruvium in her homeland, although her exact role is still unclear.
    Porn star hired to run Italian soccer team (NY Post)

  • To promote their latest stock of clothing, online Japanese retailer BUYMA has realized a commercial campaign that cleverly integrates technology, design and dance. The scene stars two completely naked dancers that perform a routine alongside Tchaikovsky’s ‘Swan Lake Suite’, whilst a fleet of carefully programmed drones perfectly move in tandem — censoring their most intimate body parts.
    Nude dancers are censored by carefully programed drones in Japanese ad campaign (DesignBoom)

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  • An eBay user called Hypnoritual has taken apart a Casio Realistic Concertmate 500 keyboard (Casio SK-1) and swapped the speaker for an E-stimulation sex toy. Why? We’re not entirely sure, but the product description says audio is turned into “electric sensations” and “rhythm patterns act as e-stim programs”.
    This Casio keyboard has been turned into a sex toy (MixMag)
  • A year after laws restricting online pornography in the UK were introduced, two women reveal how the regulations have affected their lives and the industry. The Audio Visual Media Services regulations (AVMS) banned sex acts that were deemed morally damaging or life-threatening, including strangulation, face-sitting and fisting. “Many UK websites have had to sell their businesses overseas, and others have closed down. Those remaining are forced to severely limit the sort of content they are able to publish.”
    UK porn laws a year on: A porn actress and a dominatrix on destroyed businesses and censorship (Independent)
  • A State Department employee pleaded guilty to a campaign of online sexual harassment that is as widespread as it is disturbing. According to a statement released this week by the U.S. District Attorney’s office, Michael C. Ford, formerly an employee at the U.S. Embassy in London, pleaded guilty to a slew of charges that included e-mail phishing to steal passwords, computer hacking, and creating a widespread cyberstalking scheme to harass hundreds of women in the U.S. and elsewhere.
    Government Employee Pleads Guilty to Massive Sextortion Campaign (Motherboard/Vice)
  • Strong warning for survivors of sexual assault and trauma. A woman said she was sexually assaulted at knifepoint. Then she said she made it up. That’s where our story begins.
    An Unbelievable Story of Rape (ProPublica)

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