If I sit on my suitcase, it’ll close. That’s what I tell myself, looking at the heaping pile of clothing on top of the yawning mouth that should be my easy-trundle case. Normally, even for such a looky-loo faux-glamour event such as AVN I’d not pack as much, but (good news for people who love…

I visited a professional acquaintance at his job the other day, actually I was invited to watch a taping of a locally filmed TV show, and when we had time to chat he told me he’s going to the Adult Video News awards and convention in Las Vegas next week. He seemed excited to "find…

It’s freezing cold here in SF — I hope everyone is having a warm and wonderful, if not sexy and slippery, holiday. Did you catch daddy kissing Santa Claus? Don’t worry — according to experts, straight men can enjoy gay sex guilt free, but only under certain circumstances. Read Bryan Quinn’s Straight Man’s Guide to…

It’s definitely the season of sharing, and I am definitely one excited little elfette. Here’s what kind of email I’m getting: "Just wanted to drop you a line to say I love your work, your website and your blog. I also felt the need to tell you that I have boxed up three dildos, three…

On the main page you can read a bit about how my book party went — great, and I was shocked and surprised to get a visit from Nina Hartley, who it turns out, is a fan of *mine*! Here is how I enjoyed signing books. And last night (it’s 1am Saturday as I write…

Hey, I’ve been selected as a judge for Carly Milne’s (of Pornblography fame) hilarious — yet right on target — First Annual Pornblography Awards. Go ahead, nominate who you think should win "Performer Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured Farm Animal" or "Stupidest Boxcover Misspelling" or "Penis That Should Not…

I was at the second of three Thanksgiving parties last night with Chriso and Hornboy, discussing that I was not, in fact, able to give thanks this year for having a threesome of any kind, unless you count the imaginary kind. Chriso, so adorable you could just put him in your pocket and take him…

I have threesome anxiety. I wish I had a blog like DeeGee Girl, where a sexy vixen writes totally anonymously about her secret sexual adventures and no one knows who she is at all. You see, I am a sex writer, sex educator, and therein lies this giant subtextual assumption that I have done and…

I got this letter from an admirer in regards to the porn actress (Ada Mae Woffinden Johnson) who began making films using my name back in November 2001 (my first porn article was published in 1998). Apparently she has been doing interviews. Now, instead of giggling as my friends make fun of her and wishing…