Isn’t it funny how when you’re broke, you find all these things you want super-bad? Fortunately for me, the one thing I’d trade my personal porn collection for isn’t going to be available anytime soon. Unfortunately for me, Exquisite Restraint would be all to willing to put me (even more) in debt, at the true cost of my own sublime pleasure, of course. Also I should mention, though it’s not to my tastes — I’ve never seen a maternity corset before. Wow.