Month: February 2006

I’m crawling to the finish with the book that’s due wednesday– I also have to write the intro to Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn by the 1st… I’ll be back as ultra ultra Violet after the 1st; sorry I can’t respond to emails or calls right now. But it looks really, really good. I’m really…

I’ve been a porn reviewer for 8 years now, and I know a lot of other porn reviewers. Some are meanspirited idiots who hate their jobs and it shows in their writing; the rest are really smart, funny, extremely snarky people who completetly freak out and shoot beer out their nerdy noses when they (we)…

Tammy, Tammy, you’re the girl for me. You don’t know me but you make me so happy. Tammy, don’t change your number, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) * Who’s Tammy? She’s only the hottest webstar on Technorati right now (front page; screencap image at right) — or at least it’s the name given to an alleged IT student…

I stumbled across this listing in the (local) Castro Theater upcoming listings: The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, March 24 to 30. Gawker‘s on it, and points me to A Bear in the City (great blog) who has photos of the posters at the Castro. Yes, they’re actually rushing distribution of this picture out…

Remember when I went to that smoker? There’s another one this weekend. There will be robots and a hot brass band (members of Extra Action and Rube Waddell) — and I predict a propane leak to make everyone nice and cranky. I think I’ll sit this one out.

I’m totally losing my mind writing a book on a really rough deadline right now; I’m a disheveled, sexless shut-in (and my landlord wants all my tools and motorcycle stuff out of the garage *now* so it looks like I’ll be apartment hunting after I struggle over the finish line on this manuscript that I’m…

Yup, home on a saturday night. Here’s a picture you don’t see every day, but life would be interesting if you did. Another naughty nun. Kind of goes with this blasphemous yet ingenious tattoo (via Sex Machine Diaries). How about a little sexorcism? Hot retro sapphic nun violence. R. Crumb nun chaser. Just a cool…