I got the call this morning. "This is that guy you met on New Year’s (actually the trumpet guy from the Marching Band but I licked his girlfriend’s boob on New Year’s) and if you want to die, it’s on Saturday, at (location in very rambling run-on sentences). The murder starts at noon, so get…

I know what you’re thinking. Yeah, yeah, you’re thinking — Violet is Dr. Frankenstein (more like Frank-N-Furter), robot this, robot that. But what about the vote!? What tight, nasty rubber outfit are you going to slide into sans panties, sans bra, and wear to the ball, Cinderella? You’ve got to give all those ugly stepsisters…

I don’t typically blog about politics. Sexual politics, sure, but my own political views, no. I’ve thought about this a lot, especially when political things irk or awe me. But to me, politics are more personal than sex. This makes me wonder about myself, about how working in the sex ed biz for seven +…

California officials fined companies over $30K each! www.sfgate.com

Wow — today Tiny Nibbles and I got a way cool write up in my favorite source for local SF news and information, sfist.com. Seriously, I love this site, with its smart, sassy and sharp local contributors. Thanks, SFist!

Oh, Fleshbot, how I love you for giving me the Olympic Bulge Awards, the only thing that made me wish I’d watched the Olympics. Ahhh! Random bits: The biggest clit I’ve ever seen (not work safe; thanks to a reader). The dangerous and risky sport of shooting a chicken with a rocket launcher. The New…

I just can’t resist: Oral Sex is a Dangerous and Deadly New Trend. "Oral sex is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of holding a steel gun to your head, you are placing a gun made of skin into your mouth." Love the ad that reads "Accept Christ and get a free Playstation 2."

Random notes from a wonderfully random day. Spoke with a reporter at CNN about women as porn viewers; I may go on a point/counterpoint discussion, which would be a whole lot of fun, especially if my opposite is a religious fundamentalist. Arguing with those people is always a laugh riot. Cruising around my regular web…

I made a censorship hit list! In this month’s American Libraries Journal in their "Censorship Watch" section, the main story is called "Sex Manuals Arouse Anger." In it, they describe a meeting by 75 angry Delaware County (PA) residents who want the library’s seven (seven!) sex books removed from the shelves. "The controversy began in…

On Wednesday February 25, 2004, Reuters in London reported findings published in New Scientist Magazine stating a link between oral sex and oral tumors (cancers). The paranoid headline read "Oral Sex Shown to be Linked to Mouth Cancer," and while the opening paragraph explained that the risk is small and more likely linked to smoking…