I love the adorable retro sex site, Lippy Imp — and Lippy loves me back! No more lonely nights, ahhh. Check out the big, fat and happy interview with me on Lippy Imp, which is actually my favorite interview to date. I’ve been interviewed by places as far and wide as Esquire magazine and the…
Lick My Gubernatorial Platforms, You Worm
And I thought Larry Flynt running for governor of my fair native state was cool. Adult supermodel and queen of big-boobie naked jumping jacks Mary Carey is in the running, and with many, er, interesting platforms (and not just of the spike-heeled variety). Along with taxing breast implants, making lap dances tax deductible and a…
Tons of Mail
Wow, I’ve been getting oodles of mail lately — yay! I went to a wedding this weekend here in town, where one of my oldest friends married her butch girlfriend of many years. After a week of dealing with that porn industry woman angrily criticizing my upcoming book based on its being geared toward female…
Women Watch Porn, Dammit!
Often in the business of working with small, independent book publishers (as I do), the publisher will impress upon the author to garner quotes from various sources with which to grace the book’s cover. These quotes are intended to help book sales, give browsers an idea of what someone else thought about it, and the…
I Am Allergic to Burning Man
Ugh, I’m sitting here, after writing five porn reviews, with my fourth nosebleed in two days. I have just returned from an ill-fated, ill-advised trip to the Black Rock desert (home of the hateful Burning Man festival), and I am definitely allergic to something in the desert dust out there. Which is just fine with…
A Private Invitation
Well, now I can finally talk about it, now that it’s been posted on the local community arts resource (and resource for what’s happening in the real SF underground nightlife) the Squidlist. Months of hard work and intricate planning has led to an exclusive event, a dinner hosted by the Extra Action Marching Band, catered…
Beer for Beeyatches
Up late working on an anthology (reading some of the dirtiest short stories I’ve ever read, by the way — may have to take a "personal break" soon!). Thomas Roche is also up late working on one of his many anthology or novel projects — and probably procrastinating in the way we writers do late…
Are The Bruises On My Knees Sexy?
Sunday was one of the roughest hangovers of my young life and I was unable to do any writing, so I went — where else? Out to brunch. I went to one of my older standbys in Lower Haight where I knew there would be a table, very hot coffee and soymilk, surly waitstaff (no…
Voting For Flynt and A Lesbian Bachelorette Party
I’m really excited about Larry Flynt running for governor — screw tripling car registration fees and raising taxes, he wants to make money off slot machines. What is taking everyone so long in figuring out how to capitalize on people’s willingness to throw their money away? I pondered what it would be like to have…
Fuck The Terminator
It’s official: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, as of Friday August 1, has filed paperwork and paid registration fees to run for California governor.