Got this great email from my best pal Thomas: "You are programming an AI sex educator? That fascinates and terrifies me. You are one weird kitten, Violet Blue. Panama sucks. I can’t wait to go home, even if it’s to Detroit. I’m sure even Detroit will feel like home. At least there the cab drivers…

Alright, so I just made eros boutique refund all my money on the schoolgirl outfit, and I couldn’t be any angrier about it. As you all know I placed the order a week ago Monday, and was supposed to receive it this Monday. I waited and waited, and finally called them (at the behest of…

Hey — I was on the Derek and Romaine show tonight with Victoria Zdrok. She is very cool. I was also interviewed by Wired today, yay for me! Sometimes I write crazy things here and it seems like no one notices. And then sometimes I get totally busted for something I wrote. The worst was…

I know what you’re thinking. Yeah, yeah, you’re thinking — Violet is Dr. Frankenstein (more like Frank-N-Furter), robot this, robot that. But what about the vote!? What tight, nasty rubber outfit are you going to slide into sans panties, sans bra, and wear to the ball, Cinderella? You’ve got to give all those ugly stepsisters…

What a week it’s been. Critical mass (ass) at my day job prompted me to resign half my duties there, including my role as editor of the Magazine. That part is bittersweet to me — I founded that magazine against many odds, it championed many things the staff held dear, and then the memos from…

Sorry that last link died so fast. Luckily my pal Dave (of the Robolympics and the Robotics Society of America) mirrored it on his site here. Right now I am supposed to be coming up with "ten moves no man can resist" for yet another vapid women’s magazine, but I guess I won’t complain if…

Well, not actually at the sperm bank, but I did do some serious partying with sperm bank workers last night at one of SF’s diviest Karaoke bars. It was a birthday party for my friend, a sex crisis hotline worker, fetish model and sperm bank employee. Wha–? Yes, I said fetish model *and* sperm worker.…