I got the call this morning. "This is that guy you met on New Year’s (actually the trumpet guy from the Marching Band but I licked his girlfriend’s boob on New Year’s) and if you want to die, it’s on Saturday, at (location in very rambling run-on sentences). The murder starts at noon, so get…

Oh, my. Have you been reading the comments in the photo album around here lately? Porn stars, sex toy inventors, porno directors, wanton women who want to ride my sex machine… it’s enough to burn a hole in my panties. Panty check. Okay, still in one piece. Now that I have your attention, take a…

A dismembered hand, gnarled, curled up in what could only be a death grip. A hacked-off pair of feet, seared together from what must have been scorching heat and violent fire, leaving only a tiny gap between. Horrifying torsos, with limbs chopped off in a gruesomely rude accident that must have involved astounding force and…

I’m leaving to go out and make merry with the Marching Band — I hope you have a warm, happy and wonderful NYE ’05. We’re going to have a very strange and sexy year together, you and I. Smooches to you!

Podcast mishap! Delete the latest podcast immediately, the sound is all fucked up! I have no idea what’s going on, though the podcast I sent out to replace it sounds okay. The problem seems to be with iTunes; when I convert to MP3 it is doing weird stuff, but then when I drag the file…

Let’s talk about that sex machine. A couple of weeks ago, I got one of those out-of-the blue, amazing gifts from the universe — actually it was a gift from Joy Rider, Inc. I blogged recently about a sex machine I saw at a party that looked really fun, but that I was too shy…

I was going to podcast the first three chapters of N.T. Morely’s The Castle, but I decided, hey, ’tis the season — I’ve got some really hot holiday erotica. Check out two dirty stories about couples that cook up some very naughty holiday surprises in stories by Ayre Riley and Xavier Acton.

This one’s how-to on sexual fantasies: dealing with weird fantasies, getting ideas for fantasies, and sharing them with a lover. Woo-hoo! Oh, and the movie was incredible — Carol cried! Now, tickle yourself with this great dirty book website I found while stalking Trevor Watson (his photos always make me smiley, as in, from cheek…

Tonight’s podcast will be all about sexual fantasies, very exciting. I think I’ve got my microphone issues worked out better, but then again my first broadcast was in my kitchen, an echo chamber if ever there was one. But the podcast will come after my dinner date with Carol and Robert, and after that we’re…