I don’t actually know if the chocolate is delicious, but I’d be willing to be a taste tester with these attractive chocolate phalli filled with – creamy fillings, of course. Duh. Each ‘unit’ sold by United Indecent Pleasures comes with a choice of “Perverse Fluids”: flowing rum fondant with banana, flowing rose petal fondant with strawberry, or Poire Williams with hazelnut praline. Eight inches. Of course.
At around 95 Euros a pop (see what I did there?) plus temperature-controlled packaging and shipping from Majorca (Spain; Deia), I certainly hope they taste as good as they look.