Nibbles: Cloud Girlfriend, Lady Gaga’s Cock Heels, Oprah Network’s New Sex Show, “Hottest Sex Offenders” List Apology, Lingerie’d Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba by Michelangelo di Battista

  • Niiice: Lady Gaga wore Lucite dildo-heeled shoes on American Idol, and they censored them! I’d love to try and walk on these: You Got Me This Time, Caca! (Dlisted)
  • I worry about having my data in the clouds, and I don’t have a great track record with keeping boyfriends this week, so the idea of a cloud based SO fills me with stress. Though I really want to know whose photos they’re using. Maybe I should do a column and ask them: Dating too Expensive? Get a ‘Cloud Girlfriend’ (PCMag.com)
  • Our friend Maggie Mayhem expressed this perfectly, in a not-surprising porn-eats-your-babies propaganda piece by CNN’s sex-negative puppet (and his ‘expert’ Gail Dines), Dr. Drew:

CNN Gail Dines Dr. Drew

(CNN/Dr. Drew, via @Miss Maggie Mayhem)

Photo: Fashiontography – Jessica Alba by Michelangelo di Battista

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  • Dan

    Yes, it was very bad decision of Houston Press to publish such an awful article. BTW Jessica Alba looks gorgeous in this photo.

  • Zaftiguana

    I will never forget the episode of Loveline wherein a high schooler called in to ask if his girlfriend could give him genital herpes if she had cold sores and gave him unprotected head and Dr. Drew answered, “You’re too young to be having oral sex” and hung up. Appalling.

  • Oh, and being an armchair conspiracy theorist, I concur with your issues about keeping stuff in the cloud. I’m really surprised that the recent PSN debacle hasn’t created more of a backlash against cloud-based stuff; it’s dismaying how little folk care for their own information, when something ostensibly free is dangled in front of them.

  • The hottest sex offenders piece is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen since I discovered there were locate-a-registered-offender sites and iPhone apps. I think you share the same tabloid-fuelled national obsession with paedophies as we do… although thankfully it seems to have been toned down from a few years ago (paediatricians getting harassed being the obvious example of mob mentality at work).

    Kudos to Ms Daniels for, er, holding her own on CNN; Gail Dines’ expression at 04:14 is utterly priceless and worth the admission alone. I find her assumptions as to what I might watch on my own, vaguely offensive…