* This is big: The Guardian UK got unauthorized access to the legal documents detailing the sexual allegations against Julian Assange and they report everything here. (guardian.co.uk)
* Also quite huge: Amazon kicked erotica out of Kindle for being incest-themed – then deleted the book from people’s Kindles. When customers called to complain, they were chastised and humiliated but Amazon customer service. Disclosure: I am quoted in the Ars article. (arstechnica.com)
* On a much lighter note, my pal over at Starlet Sheet (my fave mainstream porn blog) started doing a cool thing: a feature where porn starlets share their wish lists for fan appreciation. Want to get Lexi Belle a holiday prezzy? Now you can – yay! (starletsheet.com)
* I need True Blood to come back on ASAP. This will suffice in the meantime: for a charity contest, Vampire BIll and Vampire Eric competed against each other – with the loser having to wear a t-shirt designed by the winner. Eric lost. He is now, officially, “Bill’s Bitch.” Is there any way I can beat Vampire Eric in a competition, too? A girl has to ask… (trueblood-news.com)
* The C3PO swimsuit meets the R2D2 swimsuit. Very sexy – and so are the rest of Black Milk’s collection. (thenerdybird.com, shop.blackmilkclothing.com, via linecook)
* The Kinect sex simulator arrived, and the demo was put on YouTube – and promptly removed, despite the lack of nudity and tame nature of the video. Eliot Phillips (RobotSkirts) got the YT Fail Whale-Prude Tube graphic. Sad. Watching it was like seeing Thing grope really bored girls in bikinis. Vaguely unsettling. (news.cnet.com, flickr.com)