Santa maid

It seems to me that some people take christmas really seriously. Like, I know that the guys who dress as Santa for Macy’s grow their real beards out, and some even stay in character the whole time they’re in the getup, to the excitement of children and the uneasy dismay of adults. And in dressing, they leave no detail forgotten.

It also seems to me that if you sit on Santa’s lap for that sentimental keepsake holiday photo, you shouldn’t have to be worried that Santa’s tits will pop, or might need a bicycle tire patch kit in the near future, or wonder what their combined PSI might be. Just sayin’.

Then again, if a santa maid was at Macy’s, I’d *totally* go. Visit all of SlinkySkin’s free, jaw-dropping rubber and inflation galleries. (via

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