The only time your vote really counts in America

I know what you’re thinking. Yeah, yeah, you’re thinking — Violet is Dr. Frankenstein (more like Frank-N-Furter), robot this, robot that. But what about the vote!? What tight, nasty rubber outfit are you going to slide into sans panties, sans bra, and wear to the ball, Cinderella? You’ve got to give all those ugly stepsisters something to talk about…

Number four is out, So sad, lagged behind and got picked up by the glue truck with only one vote. Numbers one and three were tied until this morning, when a vote (from location unknown) tipped one ahead by a single vote. And oddly, two and five are tied in third place. Comments from voters are hilarious — a reader in Hawaii commented that one is his favorite, but the skirt is waaay too long. Copenhagen readers are too cranky about the darkness and cold to vote on skimpy outfits, as they must remain swathed in fur simply to check their email. Two British voters are quite happy with anything that provides ample bare-assed spanking access. Quel surprise! A Netherlands reader wishes for two, because that zipper begs to be pulled d-o-w-n.

Voting closes on Monday am, as I hope to place my order before noon EST — so place your votes! They are all really close (except for four, which is out of the race). And oh, yes, there will be pictures — many, many pictures. Naughty pictures. Especially because my super-sexy, ultra-talented, extremely wild friend Miss Satanica is coming up to SF and will be my girl date for the ball — as a warm-up to our planned Suicide Girls double shoot together. Rrrow! (Oh, and I’m in the third part of the SG application process, so I may soon be a Suicide Girl!)

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