Dita Von Zzzzz’s

Late night tonight at the computer, working on a book, what a surprise… Am I a compulsive writer? I mean, I stop to drink water and watch porn, pet my fat fluffy whiny cat, check email, etc. I worked at the Good Vibes store (aka Akbar and Jeff’s Dildo Hut) slingin’ dildos all day and just wanted to make some headway with my latest deadline, so here I write. I stopped to cruise around the web (read: procrastinate) and came across this stunning site, home of my latest favorite erotic photographer, Chas Ray Krider

What a gorgeous site. It has many photos from his Motel Fetish book, an all-time fave of mine. It also includes pictures of Dita Von Tease, if you’re into her — lots of people are, but I just can’t get into it. I mean, I like brunettes A LOT, but I just don’t go for fake boobies (even expensive ones like hers), and while I was pretty neutral about her last week, a few days ago I watched a new adult video from S/M purveyors Bizarre, called Slick City. It’s a great S/M fetish flick, with lots of passionate whipping, great fetish costumes and an amusing plot — it has nicely high production values too. The bonus was the uncredited flogging scene between Nina Hartley (whose face was hidden the whole time) and her real-life husband Ernest Greene. Mon deu, it was hot and passionate as all get-out. But the bummer of the film was the main star, Dita herself, who has the emotional projection of a block of wood. Seriously — everything looks sexy until she tries to emote, or act, then it all becomes a theater of mannequin movements, the Stepford Wives of porn. Ah well.

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