They Might Need a Lot of Lube

It’s definitely the season of sharing, and I am definitely one excited little elfette. Here’s what kind of email I’m getting:

"Just wanted to drop you a line to say I love your work, your website and your blog. I also felt the need to tell you that I have boxed up three dildos, three anal plugs in graduated sizes, two vibrators and some lube samples for the Johnson County Narcotics Task Force. The package will be shipped tomorrow morning. You are just so inspiring! My husband keeps a political blog, and when I told him about your idea, he linked to your page. He also added Rick Santorum’s address in case someone would want to use that as a return address. I’m not sure I can get away with that.

Happy Holidays!"

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