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Today I’m on the front page of Melbourne’s newspaper, The Age (story here): It’s officially a meme — the hilarious Steve Jobs Is Your New Bicycle generator comes up with this as a possible result (thanks C!): And it just wouldn’t be a nice day without seeing something like this (Merkley??? does household chores):

And not just because Steve Jobs will be making my “worst” list in likability and celebrity acquiescence (read: making fun of a girl for asking for a photo won’t have him on Autograph Magazine’s top ten list of anonymous niceness anytime soon, like Johnny Depp always is). As if Jobs’ fans are as annoying as…

On the eve of Macworld, from the archives: How to Seduce a Mac Geek: A Macworld Sex Guide, snip: When considering a sex partner, do you think about what operating system they’re using? Are you like me and have never knowingly had sex with a Windows user? Or are you just wondering what all the…

If I was a smoker, I’d have a cigarette right now. Macworld was exciting: I saw the new 1″ PowerMacPro laptops, the uber-fast iMacs (both with built-in iSight). But aside from all the glitz, bling, booths that wouldn’t let me take photos, pseudo-booth–babes, cars that let you watch your iPod video in the headrest monitors…

I was sitting in the huge Apple lobby, past security, in a big overstuffed chair next to my host. We’d just gotten lattes from the little Apple cafe, after a big lunch in the huge Apple cafe across the green, tree-dotted campus, and a tour of Apple Computer. Across the room were two Emmys under…

Sex News: Pokémon Go dick pics, public wifi censorship spreads, RNC’s anti-sex madness goes nuclear

“Led by some of the nation’s most anti-gay politicians and even the head of an anti-gay hate group, Republicans late Tuesday voted on and passed the final draft of the GOP 2016 platform. … “Opposition to marriage equality, nonsense about bathrooms, an endorsement of the debunked psychological practice of “pray the gay away” — it’s…