well, they certainly weren’t regulating: the SEC porn scandal

23 April 2010
Warning: this image leads to an explicit gallery. About five hours ago, ABC News broke a story that an investigation by the Securities and Exchange Commission's inspector general has busted 31 of the agency's employees (including 17 senior officers) for surfing porn during work -- while the economy was in meltdown, […]
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new discovery: ophoria euphoria

22 April 2010
While out and about in SF a few days ago I paid a visit to local retailer Stormy Leather and discovered a new product line, Ophoria toys. I'd seen them on Babeland (and yes, Amazon) but hadn't had a chance to check them out in person. Once I saw the […]
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vote in the British general erection

22 April 2010
Image by Pete Woodhead. Yes, you read that correctly. It's voting time in the UK, and it looks like their electoral process needs a fluffer. My cheeky friends at LoveHoney UK are featuring their bestselling vibrating cockring (great for clitoral and electoral stimulation) as a super-special General Erection Love Ring for […]
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calling bullshit on FOX and ABC: the “inappropriate” plus-sized woman

21 April 2010
Above is a commercial made by Lane Bryant to air during the show "Dancing With the Stars" also known domestically as "Desperate Trainwrecks." FOX and ABC refused to show the commercial during “Dancing with the Stars” without restricting the commercial's airtime to the final moments of the show. FOX demanded […]
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the animated gif as erotic art: Three Frames

21 April 2010
The animated gif was a source of wonder for the collective internet for about five minutes, then became one of the most annoying things ever, along with nonconsensual popup window blizzards and automatic browser resize. They inspire ire like no other, perhaps due to the nagging effect they have on […]
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great review of Seal It With A Kiss — now in Russian!

21 April 2010
If I become too 'stuck on repeat' about my books here, please tell me; I think I'm extra bloggy about my new kissing book Seal It With A Kiss because a) I hadn't written a book in a long time, and b) this book's life after hitting print is kind […]
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mob rule babehunting: Met Art’s user generated galleries (redux)

20 April 2010
Model: Mariko. I like to revisit Met Art's top voted user generated gallery page to see what's new, what people think is currently hot, and because I love anything that crowdsources porn, arousal and desire. I love Met Art for doing this. I also had to post the link because it's […]
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who knew? porn looks GREAT on Apple products!

20 April 2010
Me perusing the fine work of PinkVisualPad. Don't try this at home, kids. Apple products are not made for this. Void where prohibited, which is everywhere. Unless you're like me and believe that if you can't put porn on it, then you don't own it.
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the sex club shooting [San Francisco]

19 April 2010
According to Terry Gould's fantastic book about swinging The Lifestyle, as of the book's debut (in 2000) there were approximately 4 million swingers in the United States. These millions he told us, evolved from the practice of swinging (or "wife swapping") whose roots were traced to US military bases in […]
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AlphaFemmes and Porn Distribution

19 April 2010
The above image for AlphaFemmes looks amazing, yes? I was surprised when I got an email from the Oakland-based director, Anna Devia, sharing it with me and finishing her very wonderful email about women and porn by saying that AlphaFemmes is looking for distribution. I would have thought that a […]
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Wii Fit accident and female persistent genital arousal syndrome

19 April 2010
Image by l'un des nombreux. Last Fall, Manchester (UK) resident Amanda Flowers claimed to have sustained a fall from her Wii Fit balance board, with unspecified injuries leading to her diagnoses of persistent arousal syndrome. Of course there's been much snickering and giggling in the press for a variety of reasons […]
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I just *knew* massage chairs were dirty

19 April 2010
In my own defense, I was looking at a friend's new client video Natsuki Kojima: Sundae Girl (Happy Chicken Pink) when I pecked over to their main video feed page. Which is where I found the above video, confirming my suspicions about massage chairs. As an aside, the Sundae Girl video […]
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say hello to the new additions

18 April 2010
I finally finished updating the right sidebar here, and if you're interested, there's a little tour and some handpicked porn after the jump... (more...)
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Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” butch kisses and tells (all)

17 April 2010
If you watched Lady Gaga's recent video "Telephone" and wondered what the story was behind the prison yard butch makeout session, look no further. I was really surprised and excited simply to see a butch in the video; masculine lesbians are just not cast in mainstream or pop anything, even […]
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office assistant by day, party photographer by night

16 April 2010
That's all the bio page on Flickr says for "party minnow" who I discovered via a blog I love oh so much, ModFetish this week. I see some SoCal porn performers in the photos, so they're not just anyone... Their URL is nonfunctional (expired?) but the photos they're piling into […]
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the tablehopper’s guide to dining sexily in San Francisco

16 April 2010
Image by Rebecca Tillett. Making a sexy dinner at home here in SF is a snap -- a trip to the Ferry Building Marketplace is the height of easy-access food foreplay. Going to a restaurant is something entirely different, especially when it's amour your're after. We often dine out when […]
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Banksy’s Exit Through the Gift Shop sexy LA premiere

16 April 2010
I'm a huge Banksy fan. Seeing this short video of the premiere of Exit Through the Gift Shop in LA (this week) is an extra special treat for also being festooned with hotness -- and starring my friend April Flores, performing at the event!
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thursday nibbles

15 April 2010
* Pretty much everyone agrees at this point that news media behaves irresponsibly in some manner, or has done so, about something. But it boggles the mind as to why they blatantly, consistently disregard fact when it comes to sexuality. I mean, it's getting ridiculous. I know you're going to […]
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the work of Steve Prue

15 April 2010
I don't know why it took me so long to discover photographer Steve Prue, but I'm really glad I have. There's a great interview with him on Yuhmm (lotsa pics), and he's going to be a lot of fun to follow on Flickr.
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porn for the blind, for real: Tactile Mind thermoform book

13 April 2010
Image by sweetie pie press. At the entertaining audio site Porn For The Blind, one can listen to dramatic readings of Bang Bros. porn, ostensibly for the sight impaired to enjoy. That's a lot of fun, but not to be confused with a whole new kind of 'porn for the blind' […]
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