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mr. sanchez

24 January 2005
Mail. Lots of mail. I'm getting so much mail from readers that I'm buried in it. Here's a good one: > Violet,I keep hearing about a position called "Dirty Sanchez" What is this position and how do you feel about it? Thanks for all the information you share, I feel you […]
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panty check

18 January 2005
Oh, my. Have you been reading the comments in the photo album around here lately? Porn stars, sex toy inventors, porno directors, wanton women who want to ride my sex machine... it's enough to burn a hole in my panties. Panty check. Okay, still in one piece. Now that I have […]
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The Passion of the Robot

29 November 2004
What a week it's been. Critical mass (ass) at my day job prompted me to resign half my duties there, including my role as editor of the Magazine. That part is bittersweet to me -- I founded that magazine against many odds, it championed many things the staff […]
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I hate hippies; hippies go die, you fucking hippies I hate you

9 November 2004
What a weekend. Did I have a run-in with hippies? Yes I did. I wish I could've had a bit more of Halloween weekend left over, which I did not blog about but probably because I've been waiting for my blood-alcohol levels to return to "normal" before I even begin […]
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Making Pris

4 July 2004
It's the fireworks holiday. And following with what must be a centuries' old tradition here in SF, a huge fireworks celebration is planned for 9:30 tonight, while The City is surrounded by an ominous wall of fog. A juggernaut of fog, a behemoth of fog on all sides, ready to […]
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Cranky

20 April 2004
I am cranky. I have been cranky for over a week. It's been a lousy month at work for me, and just when I think it's really crappy, it gets worse. Then, to top it all off, the only light of my life in the crack whore, junkie […]
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Cockbot

22 March 2004
Robolympics was incredible -- I judged 44 rounds of robot competitions, in middle- and heavyweight classes, sometimes at near risk of life and limb from huge flying parts of machines being ripped apart and flung into the Lexan in front of me. And true to my SRL training, I did […]
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Guerilla Furrie Bar

19 March 2004
A few days ago, an email arrived on my doorstep as SRL crew, from an SRL fan and robotics society magistrate. Asking for help wrangling the Robot Olympics, he wasn't specific with details as to what he might want me to do, and while I tire painfully of […]
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Siegfried and Roy Ate My Brain

4 November 2003
First, here are cute pictures from Halloween before the alcohol made us incoherent. At a party thrown by an exquisite local dominatrix, I met up with […]
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