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wednesday nibbles

31 January 2007
* I'll start with this verrrrry interesting non-sex item that I hope doesn't stay low on the radar, Teen accuses record companies of collusion, snip: "A 16-year-old boy being sued by five record companies accusing him of online music piracy accused the recording industry on Tuesday of violating antitrust laws, conspiring […]
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oh, you sexy geeks

29 November 2006
Last year I did a top ten sexiest geeks of 2005 list for Tiny Nibbles, which was followed a week later by Wired's ten sexiest geeks (and they sweetly included me). As seen on Fleshbot and Kotaku this week, it looks like Wired has announced their call for nominations on […]
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I Am Teh Real VB — I Am All The Violet Blue You’ll Ever Need

27 October 2006
It started with this email from my porn industry pal Gram Ponante: Gram Ponante to me Subject: Please ...tell me that it is you who are co-emceeing the Erotic Exotic Ball > To: Gram Ponante > Subject: Re: Please > No, no it is not me. > How awful. Gram Ponante to me Subject: Re: Re: Please IS THE WORLD […]
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erotic dementia praecox

2 October 2006
I dyed my hair pink tonight; I'm digging it. I'm uploading video on a sunday night/monday morning and should really get some sleep; tonight is a strange post-weekend video housecleaning after seeing "my guy" with another girl on top of him, unexpectedly, hearing him say things to her I'd only […]
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A Chorus Of Lethal Machines Sing Congratulations

30 August 2006
Wow, the response to my Chronicle news* is overwhelming and humbling! For instance... The blogs: Xeni at Boing Boing posts "Meet the SF Chron's new sex columnist: blogger Violet Blue" * Scott Beale at Laughing Squid posts Violet Blue, The New Sex Columnist For The SF Chronicle * Jonno at Fleshbot […]
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re-entry, reluctantly

14 August 2006
The show was a success, in every way, even though things failed in all the wonderfully unexpected ways that things do. We almost got shut down by the fire department at the last minute -- but we didn't. Many machines died in rapid succession during the show -- but they […]
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I’m driving the forklift on the right

5 August 2006
I participated in some incredible, seriously non-OSHA approved forklift ballet today. In the image above, Johnny and I are running forklifts in synch to lift the Big Arm up off the flatbed, then Dan drove the flatbed out from under the machine, and we set it down simultaneously. We did […]
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happy hour at kink.com

4 June 2006
Last friday night I was invited to happy hour at local online BDSM porn mega-giant Kink.com. I have a few friends that work there, and they told me that most fridays at 6pm the whole place closes down and the "bar set" opens up to employees and their invited guests […]
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when a man hates a woman

3 April 2006
Ask three women that you know if they're ever been stalked, sexually assaulted or violently threatened by a man. I don't need to bet money to know you'll get a yes from one of those women. Too lazy to ask anyone? That's okay, I'll fill in the blanks for you. […]
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[video] female daredevils

21 March 2006
I was reading COOP's blog this morning and totally dug his hyooge post about America staying classy and Evel Knievel -- though I know it was only a thinly veiled excuse for him to post this photo -- and it made me think of the last time I saw a […]
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Flickrspotting: blasphemy

18 February 2006
Yup, home on a saturday night. Here's a picture you don't see every day, but life would be interesting if you did. Another naughty nun. Kind of goes with this blasphemous yet ingenious tattoo (via Sex Machine Diaries). How about a little sexorcism? Hot retro sapphic nun violence. R. Crumb […]
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welcome to Chinatown, Jake

26 January 2006
Xeni was here last night; Scott got this great pic of us together; Eddie got this one, too. I finally got all the SRL Chinatown show pics together and posted; half are mine, half are pulled from other (credited) sources. If you click the photos from start to finish you'll get […]
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sex machines invade SF

8 December 2005
If you're in San Francisco tonight, please do check out my pal Timothy Archibald's Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews slideshow and talk at Modern Times Bookstore. Timothy wrote an amazing piece about his sex machine travels and experiences all over America in my book Best Sex Writing 2005, and we're […]
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tropic of cancer

1 December 2005
Let me tell you about last night. Their nipples were hard dark bellicose peaks perched atop surgically perfected breasts, clearly visible through the filmy cheap pastel colored fabrics. Advertising designed to strike anyone within sight better than any sweaty American ad-man's wet dreams; stock in trade for the Mexican whores that […]
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whatever Lola wants

3 October 2005
From an email I got an hour ago, "I can still feel the imprint of your knee on my back. Yum." Fever dreams comprise a strange collage of desires, archetypes, memories, fears and wishes; mine began on Friday night at the Center for Sex and Cuture, for the Everything You Know […]
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Webzinealicious

26 September 2005
At 3am friday night (actually saturday morning), I sat in my kitchen over a Camapri over ice listeneing to "Bootylicious" for the thrid time, and I heard drunk, 95-lb. Macki call out from my closet-turned-office, "hey, how do you get this thing into 'terminal'?" I knew I was in trouble. Well, […]
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someday this will make a great book

24 June 2005
I'm all extra riled up right now about the whole 2257 debacle. There's something really, really shady and fishy going on. I read this article and just couldn't beleive it -- it's like the mafia. Then I cruised over to see what people were having to go through to get […]
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Apres Dork

2 June 2005
I knew I was a bona-fide troublemaker when afterward, someone asked me what her name was, and I was like, "Um... it's on my website..." Actually, I was just flummoxed by having finished my Dorkbot presentation on teledildonics, wading through technical difficulties, then actually having remote sex with a (really hot) […]
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The Swinging Accident

18 April 2005
I accidentally attended a swingers' party last weekend. Even I didn't know that was possible. I mean, sure, in Hollywood movies, where everything about sexual subcultures is totally misinformed, one might see an unsuspecting Owen Wilson open the wrong door and walk into a wife-swapping orgy. But me? Let me back […]
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I hate hippies; hippies go die, you fucking hippies I hate you

9 November 2004
What a weekend. Did I have a run-in with hippies? Yes I did. I wish I could've had a bit more of Halloween weekend left over, which I did not blog about but probably because I've been waiting for my blood-alcohol levels to return to "normal" before I even begin […]
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