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see you at MacWorld tomorrow…

5 January 2009
Image by MaleficusV from this sexy iPod set; also visit his site (maleficusv.com) for more goodies. It's that time of year again... Steve Jobs won't be there to shower me in affection *this* time, but perhaps I can get a pic with Phil -- but if he touches me, I'm totally […]
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everyone is registered for Macworld, right?

16 December 2008
If you're not, I heard they'll get all Instuctables on your ass (instructables.com). Update: Scott just Twittered that this will officially be the last Apple Macworld. Whoa. I better get a date for the MacHeads screening! Oh, and here's my formula: Phase 1: make paddle. Phase 2: find Steve Jobs. Phase […]
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booth babe alert: the Tokyo Game Show 2008

7 November 2008
All images via Akihabara News (set). I enjoy booth babes just as much as any pervy girl, and there are never enough at MacWorld. (Where, by the way I am already registered for 2009 and can't wait to try and touch Steve Jobs again totally have a great time). While Kotaku […]
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margaret cho’s beautiful tour: do not miss

18 March 2008
Last saturday I got to go see Margaret Cho's Beautiful Tour show at the Warfield, and it was SO much fun and SO funny and all about sex and I'm driving people crazy repeating her jokes all week. So when it comes near you -- go see it, I insist. […]
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Books by Violet Blue

27 February 2008
"Superstar sex writer - Violet Blue." -Dan Savage I do hope you'll make my books part of your pleasure library, and if you don't - that's cool, too. I strongly believe there is no one right way to perform a particular sex act, and to make your lover squeak with pleasure […]
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Sex-Positive Porn and Resources

21 February 2008
Sexual health and emotional support resources, hand-picked erotic entertainment websites and much more. These links are carefully vetted, examined and regularly checked and maintained. They are the real deal; they are my personal selections. Tiny Nibbles does not accept payment for endorsements, reviews, or editorial link placement. I clearly disclose when […]
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bits and bobs, of no small measure :)

19 February 2008
Today I'm on the front page of Melbourne's newspaper, The Age (story here): It's officially a meme -- the hilarious Steve Jobs Is Your New Bicycle generator comes up with this as a possible result (thanks C!): And it just wouldn't be a nice day without seeing something like this (Merkley??? does […]
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interviewed by Em and Lo for their new blog, the daily bedpost!

5 February 2008
They made me undress for the email interview. They said Grant did it, so I had to. I'm giddy with the way the interview turned out, and honored to be in their lineup: this week, Em & Lo (those prolific Nerve.com veterans) are featuring me (!) -- The Bedpost Interview: Violet […]
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blue + jobs: the re-enactment

18 January 2008
Image: a re-enactment of Steve Jobs telling me off. Location: the Pownce pre-launch party. Cast: Steve Jobs as played by Veronica Belmont; Katie Cotton as played by a PBR, a MacBook Air as played by Ariel Waldman, and Violet Blue as played by an anonymous inebriated blogger. Way better photos […]
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I was looking for a Jobs, and then I found a Jobs… and heaven knows I’m miserable now

17 January 2008
I'm on the front page of the SF Chronicle (tree paper even, whoa), front page of Google News with cNet's piece, 3rd topic on the front page of Digg, comments are raging on my Flickr photo -- and now *this*. Fake Steve Jobs responds, and he is NOT happy: So you've […]
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macworld 2008: underwhelmed!

16 January 2008
And not just because Steve Jobs will be making my "worst" list in likability and celebrity acquiescence (read: making fun of a girl for asking for a photo won't have him on Autograph Magazine's top ten list of anonymous niceness anytime soon, like Johnny Depp always is). As if Jobs' […]
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so, everyone’s asking what happened between me and steve jobs today…

16 January 2008
Update 01.16: this is now on Digg, "Steve Jobs tells off fan, calls her 'rude': Blogger and podcaster Violet Blue approached the Apple CEO on the Macworld floor to ask for a photo -- and got completely blown off.". Update 01.18: press roundup and re-enactment is here. Since so many people are […]
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reprise: how to seduce a Mac geek

14 January 2008
On the eve of Macworld, from the archives: How to Seduce a Mac Geek: A Macworld Sex Guide, snip: When considering a sex partner, do you think about what operating system they're using? Are you like me and have never knowingly had sex with a Windows user? Or are you just […]
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porn and the lie of unbiased reporting

15 February 2007
When I write my column for the Chronicle/SFGate, I don't expect to get too fucked with as writer, though after the years of seeing how typically slanted and sex-negative the mainstream media is about sex and porn, I knowingly *hope* for fair treatment. Last week I wrote a column about altporn, […]
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macgasm

10 January 2006
If I was a smoker, I'd have a cigarette right now. Macworld was exciting: I saw the new 1" PowerMacPro laptops, the uber-fast iMacs (both with built-in iSight). But aside from all the glitz, bling, booths that wouldn't let me take photos, pseudo-booth-babes, cars that let you watch your iPod […]
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A Tour of Apple

17 October 2005
I was sitting in the huge Apple lobby, past security, in a big overstuffed chair next to my host. We'd just gotten lattes from the little Apple cafe, after a big lunch in the huge Apple cafe across the green, tree-dotted campus, and a tour of Apple Computer. Across the […]
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Countdown to LA

11 May 2004
All right: my bags are packed, my last-minute list is on the kitchen table and I'm really wondering if I'm going to get any sleep tonight. Tomorrow morning I leave for LA -- for exactly 30 hours in Los Angeles. I get picked up at the airport by […]
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